Dr. Ron Shapiro ...... Challenge

[Mark H]

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy and stupid poster (that would be you).

[Mark H]

Something happens to an also ran

Something happens to the feet of a man who always comes in second in the footrace

 

He becomes a national unloved child...much like the swine who started this thread, but who no longer owns it.

[Mark H]

Let us go then you and I

When the evening is spread out against the sky like a patient etherized upon a table

[Mark H]

Let us go through certain half deserted streets

The muttering retreats of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels

 

and sawdust with oyster shells

Streets that lead you to an overwhelming question

 

Oh do not ask, "What is it?"

 

Let us go and make our visit

 

In the room the women come and go talking of Michealangelo

[Mark H]

In the desert

I saw a creature, naked, bestial,

Who, squatting upon the ground,

Held his heart in his hands,

And ate of it.

I said, "Is it good, friend?"

"It is bitter"???bitter," he answered;

"But I like it

"Because it is bitter,

"And because it is my heart."

[Mark H]

You won't get the last word, little piggy.

 

The thread is mine, and you are a mere insect here, buzzing about because you don't know what else to do.

 

Everyone here knows you for what you are, a little piggy.

[Mark H]

Many of you concerned about HT's may be unaware that although a cholesterol level below 200 is considered healthy, that actually 1/3rd of all heart attacks occur in people who's cholesterol level is under 200.

 

However, the rate of CHD (Coronary Heart Disease) for those who maintain a level of less than 150mg/dl is much less than 1%!

 

So, drop that bag of cheetos!

[Mark H]

Don't mind the rain, or the rolling sea

The weary night doesn't call to me

 

But the hardest time in a sailors day

Is to watch the sun as it dies away

 

Heres one more day, on the Grey Funnel line

 

The finest ship that sails the sea

Is still a prison for the likes of me

But give me wings like Noah's dove

I'd fly above her, to the girl I love

 

Here's one more day, on the Grey Funnel Line.

[Mark H]

Oh Lord if dreams were only real

I'd have my hand on that wooden wheel

And with all my heart I'd turn her round

And tell the boys that we're homeward bound

 

Here's one more day, on the Grey Funnel Line

[Mark H]

I'll pass the time, like some machine

Until blue water turns to green

Then I'll dance on down that walk ashore

And sail the Grey Funnel Line no more

[Mark H]

Now I liked that one. Its from an old Irish song, most recently sung by the Silly Sisters, a traditional Irish duo.

 

 

 

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[Mark H]

Of course, thats just my personal taste.

 

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[Mark H]

Your mileage may vary.

 

 

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[Mark H]

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[Mark H]

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[Mark H]

What a complete jerk that guy is, eh?

[Guest Rickmonius]

Mark H, I beg forgiveness for laughing at the evil one's post in your thread but, shit man, that was funny.

[Mark H]

I make it a point not to read it, so I'll take your word for it.

 

 

mark h

[kamin]

Like anyone gives a rat's ass that this moron can put $25,000.00 next to his laptop. That's a drop in the bucket, d*ckhead! You pull it out of your 401(k) and take a big hit just so we would think you're important? BWAHHH, HA, HA, HA!

 

Well folks, I've really enjoyed reading all these posts. I'm going to go work on my $10,000,000.00 stock portfolio. I'll even post a copy of my Vanguard statement so everyone will think I'm important!

[Mark H]

Hey congrats Kamin, I'm not even worth quite 2 million. Still its enough to retire on, although I'm only beer and pretzels rich.

 

mark h

[kamin]

I was only kidding about the $10,000,000.00! I'll bet you though I was important for a minute there, however.

 

By the way, I noticed that d*ckhead is online. Be prepared for some retaliation!

 

This is fun! The sad part is that he doesn't even realize he's a d*ck. Bring it on, Mark 007! Hit me hard with some good comebacks, then I'll hit you with some more! I'm lovin' it!!!!

[irish homer]

haven't been in the US for a little while, just have a few questions. Is $25,000 enough to get a good head of hair and a personality and a decent sense of humor and some basic people skills and some common manners?

if so spend well and quickly 007

[Mark H]

Im afraid the only thing curable on that dork are his corn rows.

 

sad but true, there are no personality transplants.