Senior Member NervousNelly Posted February 10, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted February 10, 2007 Hairbank, This is an official notice to our latest member of the "NO LIFE CLUB" for reaching a 1000 post milestone. Congratulations. For this honor you will win a free dinner out with the previous new member Bill. At that special night you will be seated privately at a table for 2 with your own computer so that you may continue to make posts and stay informed. Also you have become entered into the grand prize draw for your very own personal hair website. Keep up the good work. NN Dr.Cole,1989. ??graftcount Dr. Ron Shapiro. Aug., 2007 Total graft count 2862 Total hairs 5495 1hairs--916 2hairs--1349 3hairs--507 4hairs--90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member NervousNelly Posted February 10, 2007 Author Senior Member Share Posted February 10, 2007 Hairbank, This is an official notice to our latest member of the "NO LIFE CLUB" for reaching a 1000 post milestone. Congratulations. For this honor you will win a free dinner out with the previous new member Bill. At that special night you will be seated privately at a table for 2 with your own computer so that you may continue to make posts and stay informed. Also you have become entered into the grand prize draw for your very own personal hair website. Keep up the good work. NN Dr.Cole,1989. ??graftcount Dr. Ron Shapiro. Aug., 2007 Total graft count 2862 Total hairs 5495 1hairs--916 2hairs--1349 3hairs--507 4hairs--90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member hairbank Posted February 10, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted February 10, 2007 Originally posted by NervousNelly:Hairbank, This is an official notice to our latest member of the "NO LIFE CLUB" for reaching a 1000 post milestone. Congratulations. For this honor you will win a free dinner out with the previous new member Bill. At that special night you will be seated privately at a table for 2 with your own computer so that you may continue to make posts and stay informed. Also you have become entered into the grand prize draw for your very own personal hair website. Keep up the good work. NN - You're so thoughtful !! Dinner with Master Bill...........I'm going to tell the waiter to be sure to put me under dim light while having them place a 10,000,000 watt bulb over Master Bill's head..........this is likely the only way I'll look like I have more density than that hairy beast! Seriously...............thanks! I thoroughly enjoy being a part of the team here. Hairbank 1st HT 1-18-05 - 1200 FUT's 2nd HT 2-15-06 - 3886 FUT's Dr. Wong 3rd HT 4-24-08 - 2415 FUT's Dr. Wong GRAND TOTAL: 7501 GRAFTS current regimen: 1.25mg finasteride every other day My Hair Loss Weblog Disclaimer: I'm not a Doctor (and have never played one on TV ) and have no medical training. Any information I share here is in an effort to help those who don't like hair loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member nobuzz4me Posted February 10, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted February 10, 2007 Yessss, 1000 plus posts now, I think you will receive a hair framed mirror as your reward. Although, looking at your last pics you will not need that, put it on ebay! Great post by Nervous, however, if these dinner arrangments aren't done quickly, the Billmaster will be in the 2000 club and will not be able to come down to your level! You think these two guys have a "Hairberry"??? Keep up the good work guys!! NoBuzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member bayscholar Posted February 10, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted February 10, 2007 LOL I must say Bill is an animal when it comes to posting does the man sleep?...Hbank you are no slouch either....beer on me if either of you makes your way to SF. Good work helping others regain hope! My Hair Loss Weblog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member NervousNelly Posted February 10, 2007 Author Senior Member Share Posted February 10, 2007 I personally think that Bill has hired some fill ins. Kind of like Mini Me. Little Bills in training. He has them on 24/7 shifts to cover when he is not available. They are all instructed to be very diplomatic and polite and to always be the voices of reason. You can tell that one of his new trainees answered the post under "the value of visiting clinics" where he thought Haarlem and Dusseldorf were doctors. That poor bastard is going to get a beating. Go easy on him Bill. NN Dr.Cole,1989. ??graftcount Dr. Ron Shapiro. Aug., 2007 Total graft count 2862 Total hairs 5495 1hairs--916 2hairs--1349 3hairs--507 4hairs--90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member MrJobi Posted February 11, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted February 11, 2007 yes, they are experimenting with hair cloning and cloned Bill JOBI 1417 FUT - Dr. True 1476 FUT - Dr. True 2124 FUT - Dr. True 604 FUE - Dr. True My views are based on my personal experiences, research and objective observations. I am not a doctor. Total - 5621 FU's uncut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member the B spot Posted February 11, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted February 11, 2007 Dudes, this is funny!!!!!! Congrats Hairbank!!!!!!! Although, as Bill approaches the record books, I think we are going to have to start testing for performance enhancing drugs!!!! Either that, or he has hired clones!!!!!!! (good one NN!!!!) Congrats Bank!!!!!! Go Cubs! 6721 transplanted grafts 13,906 hairs Performed by Dr. Ron Shapiro Dr. Ron Shapiro and Dr. Paul Shapiro are members of the Coalition of Independent Hair Restoration Physicians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member NervousNelly Posted February 11, 2007 Author Senior Member Share Posted February 11, 2007 It might also have something to do with the shots of rogaine that you mentioned in another post B. Quite possibly it has altered his sleeping patterns. Since the topic has been brought up, I do feel it necessary to inform the members that Bill is indeed a collaborative effort between Intercytex and the US government. They have been looking at ofcourse cloning hair as it is a possible billion dollar industry, but also integrated the science of human cloning. Apparently there are now 6 of him. Rumor has it that he too has aquired NASA approved diapers so that he and his clones can stay at the computer for hours at a time. NN Dr.Cole,1989. ??graftcount Dr. Ron Shapiro. Aug., 2007 Total graft count 2862 Total hairs 5495 1hairs--916 2hairs--1349 3hairs--507 4hairs--90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member hairbank Posted February 13, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted February 13, 2007 Originally posted by Mrjb:yes, they are experimenting with hair cloning and cloned Bill Now it all makes sense! Little Bill'sters keyboarding away day and night...........I can visualize it! . Hey..........when the little Bill'sters mature will their hair be MPB susceptible or since they cloned Master Bill post HT's are they good? Hairbank 1st HT 1-18-05 - 1200 FUT's 2nd HT 2-15-06 - 3886 FUT's Dr. Wong 3rd HT 4-24-08 - 2415 FUT's Dr. Wong GRAND TOTAL: 7501 GRAFTS current regimen: 1.25mg finasteride every other day My Hair Loss Weblog Disclaimer: I'm not a Doctor (and have never played one on TV ) and have no medical training. Any information I share here is in an effort to help those who don't like hair loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member NervousNelly Posted February 13, 2007 Author Senior Member Share Posted February 13, 2007 They will be with hair ofcourse. The perfectly created clone. Soon there will be no evidence anywhere of a Bill without hair. His new stylists will be able to create art in his hair much like they do with shrubs. NN Dr.Cole,1989. ??graftcount Dr. Ron Shapiro. Aug., 2007 Total graft count 2862 Total hairs 5495 1hairs--916 2hairs--1349 3hairs--507 4hairs--90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill - Seemiller Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 LOL Guys...I can barely even see straight right now I'm laughing so hard. My wife called in from the other room "what are you laughing at?" I was laughing so hard! I personally think that Bill has hired some fill ins. Kind of like Mini Me. That's a secret. Actually I've trained him to speak into a microphone and a computer program interprets his "EEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE" noises into coherent trained responses about hair transplantation. Pretty good huh? The jig is up must say Bill is an animal when it comes to posting does the man sleep?... Sleep is for suckers . Besides...my big bushy new hair prevents my head from touching the pillow For this honor you will win a free dinner out with the previous new member Bill Hairbank...they must like you better than me...they made me PAY for my dinner The perfectly created clone. Soon there will be no evidence anywhere of a Bill without hair. Now you know my plan to rule the world! I will hold it ransome unless you pay me the sum of.....100 BILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!! LOL Hairbank, Now you are an official "I have no life hair club member". Congratulations....I think? Now you can post that in your profile...lol. Seriously though...thanks for all you do. This thread is great...it made my day! Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member tkerr22 Posted February 14, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted February 14, 2007 My god Bill! A year or two ago we were dead even in posts! I am quite impressed my friend! It takes a lot of time and dedication to make so many posts but you have truly been a huge lifeline(or should I say Hairline?) to many on here. Keep it up as long as you can! My Hair Loss Weblog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member NervousNelly Posted February 15, 2007 Author Senior Member Share Posted February 15, 2007 He truly has helped many and deserves some praise for his efforts. NN Dr.Cole,1989. ??graftcount Dr. Ron Shapiro. Aug., 2007 Total graft count 2862 Total hairs 5495 1hairs--916 2hairs--1349 3hairs--507 4hairs--90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Pat - Community Publisher Posted February 15, 2007 Administrators Share Posted February 15, 2007 Hairbank, Welcome to the inner circle of hair geekdom. You not only have an impressive number of posts but a reputation for very thoughtful and well written posts. So just how many are in this No Life Club? Pat - founding no lifer Never Forget - It's what radiates from within, not from your skin, that really matters! My Hair Loss Blog Sharing is what keeps this community vital. Please join in. To learn how I restored my hair and started this community, click here. Follow our Community on Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill - Seemiller Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 I am not only the president of the "No life hair club", I am also a client Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill - Seemiller Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Hey...one more post for me and we in the US can celebrate our independence from Britain...er...by the time anyone reads this, that year (post) will have come and gone Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member NervousNelly Posted February 16, 2007 Author Senior Member Share Posted February 16, 2007 Pat did raise a good question. How many in the NO LIFE CLUB?? My tally is 3--Pat, Bill, Hairbank, with B Spot on the move. NN Dr.Cole,1989. ??graftcount Dr. Ron Shapiro. Aug., 2007 Total graft count 2862 Total hairs 5495 1hairs--916 2hairs--1349 3hairs--507 4hairs--90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member the B spot Posted February 16, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted February 16, 2007 My tally is 3--Pat, Bill, Hairbank, with B Spot on the move. LOL NN!!! You know, Bill and Hairbank do a great helping everyone and with everyone posting solid information and opinions it is difficult to find anything to add!!!! All of you guys are the best!!!!!!! I'll see them in the NO LIFE CLUB eventually Go Cubs! 6721 transplanted grafts 13,906 hairs Performed by Dr. Ron Shapiro Dr. Ron Shapiro and Dr. Paul Shapiro are members of the Coalition of Independent Hair Restoration Physicians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member Janna Posted February 16, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted February 16, 2007 Congrats Hairbank!! I think all the regulars on this Forum are tremendous help to so many. I've been very impressed with your knowledge base and your willingness to put so much of yourselves into this community. Way to go!!!! Patient Care Services & UK Patient Advisor for Shapiro Medical Dr. Ron Shapiro, Dr. Paul Shapiro and Dr. David Josephitis are members of the Coalition of Independent Hair Restoration Physicians. http://shapiromedical.com/info@shapiromedical.com http://shapiromedical.com/contact/request-a-consultation/janna@shapiromedical.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Pat - Community Publisher Posted February 16, 2007 Administrators Share Posted February 16, 2007 I checked our forum software to see just how many members have joined the "No Life Club" (which really should be called something like the "Follicular Salvation Club"). Many thanks to this small but influential group of posters: arfy 2001-08-13 with 2178 posts Bill joined on 2004-10-02 with 1775 posts hairbank joined on 2005-01-06 with 1047 HairBeThere 2003-11-26 with 1229 posts Jotronic joined on 2002-01-28 with 1419 Robert_ joined on 2004-04-20 with 2883 Smoothy joined on 2003-06-21 with 1200 vocor1 joined2002-05-17 with 1146 The settings for "Karma Points" on our forum have been: 0 to 5 posts "New Real Hair Club Member" 5 - 20 "Real Hair Club Member" 20 - 100 "Hard Core Real Hair Club Member" 100 - 200 "Guru Real Hair Club Member" 200- 400 "Honorary Real Hair Club Member" I propose a new designation for those who have entered into this influential circle of 1000 plus posts. Anyone care to suggest a name for this club? P.S. B -Spot at 921 you are almost there. Now don't go diluting the quality of your posts to get there :-) Never Forget - It's what radiates from within, not from your skin, that really matters! My Hair Loss Blog Sharing is what keeps this community vital. Please join in. To learn how I restored my hair and started this community, click here. Follow our Community on Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member the B spot Posted February 16, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted February 16, 2007 Nah--- you know me....... I'll get there when I get there, no worries-- Anyway, I propose the title: "Mentor-Real Hair Club Member" because I think for those who have been on the site enough to post 1000 times, it shows enough dedication to the forum and subsequently to his fellow man (or woman) suffering from the same balding malaise and a willingness to truly help out. Just my opinion of course---- Since I am not in the "Club" yet, I leave this to those currently occupying the skybox seats. See you soon J Go Cubs! 6721 transplanted grafts 13,906 hairs Performed by Dr. Ron Shapiro Dr. Ron Shapiro and Dr. Paul Shapiro are members of the Coalition of Independent Hair Restoration Physicians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member hairbank Posted February 16, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted February 16, 2007 Remember............when evaluating Bill's posts one most take into consideration the "little hairy Bill clones" who are just pecking away with advice for the follically challenged! Follicular Salvation Club, I love it, Pat! B spot.............be seein' ya soon...........you and your new "I'm bringing sexy back" look will be a valuable addition to the follicular mentors! Viva La Follicle(s)! Hairbank 1st HT 1-18-05 - 1200 FUT's 2nd HT 2-15-06 - 3886 FUT's Dr. Wong 3rd HT 4-24-08 - 2415 FUT's Dr. Wong GRAND TOTAL: 7501 GRAFTS current regimen: 1.25mg finasteride every other day My Hair Loss Weblog Disclaimer: I'm not a Doctor (and have never played one on TV ) and have no medical training. Any information I share here is in an effort to help those who don't like hair loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member NervousNelly Posted February 17, 2007 Author Senior Member Share Posted February 17, 2007 I will agree. How about combining the 2. Mentor-Follicular Salvation Club. (Otherwise known as the NO Life Club ) NN Dr.Cole,1989. ??graftcount Dr. Ron Shapiro. Aug., 2007 Total graft count 2862 Total hairs 5495 1hairs--916 2hairs--1349 3hairs--507 4hairs--90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill - Seemiller Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 My little clones have been busy...but they've been slacking a little bit! Aw...you mean we can't just call it the "I have no life hair club member"? It certainly fits . But seriously...all of the above suggested have been good. Follicular Salvation Club has a cool ring to it...yet, Mentor-Real Hair Club member might make more sense to the newbie who is looking for advice. But since all of us high numbered posters have been mentioned here, I want to take the opportunity to also thank those regular and valuable members who may not have the numbers yet, but their posts are equally as valuable...like (in no particular order): 1. B Spot - the rock - who has been diligent in helping people even to the point of researching and calling clinics (who is almost at 1000), 2. NervousNelly - Even though he thinks skiing 4 days post op is a good idea - he constantly helps and challenges others 3. HK500 - a newer but regular helper in our community 4. Janna - who more recently has been a regular helper 5. MrJB - who originally helped me with my decision to see Dr. True for my second surgery 6. Bushy - a fellow encourager to me personally and others who are seeking advice 7. Nobuzz4me - fellow encourager and helper 8. Bayscholar - fellow encourager and helper I apologize if I missed anyone...but these are the names I can remember off the top of my head that I see responding to newbie posts most regularly. If I missed someone, just slap me upside the head and I'll edit the post Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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