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Sorry Buzz, you can't get paid right now.

 

You have to send someone to a recommended doc with the FULL knowledge that they are only here because they pay to be here, and KNOWINGLY know they will over-charge and perform a poor transplant on an unsuspecting new member.

 

Basically, I keep referring everyone to Dr. Shapiro or H&W to keep my check coming in.

 

Everyone knows they are only in the Coalition because they pay--- has nothing to do with their skills.

 

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I already told you this...but...

 

All of the above are actually me...it was a malfunction of my clone program...

 

PerfectFew was the eventuality of an Anomaly, which, despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control...This anomaly is systemic, creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations...thus...came about...PerfectFew

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B-spot,

 

 

How about if I work for you? I could be a shill for a shill. I could post on how much knowledge you possess regarding selecting physicians. I could probably quit my day job with all the business we could generate. icon_wink.gif

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nobuzz...don't you get it? You all work for me...because I am all of you...don't you see?

 

I am the great Bill, aka...

 

Pat

B Spot

Hairbank

JoTronic

and last and certainly least, the inevitable anomaly ImPerfectFew

 

Funny how all of my identies look completely different and have completely different personalities icon_wink.gif

 

Bill

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PerfectFew was the eventuality of an Anomaly, which, despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control...This anomaly is systemic, creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations...thus...came about...PerfectFew

There is no spoon icon_wink.gif

 

Seriously, is this guy for real?

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Originally posted by nobuzz4me:

B-spot,

 

 

How about if I work for you? I could be a shill for a shill. I could post on how much knowledge you possess regarding selecting physicians. I could probably quit my day job with all the business we could generate. icon_wink.gif

 

LOL!

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Damn, what a sucker I am. All this time I'm posting and meeting with people while I coulda been a shill. Nice guys always finish last, damnit.

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Don't feel bad Bushy!!!!!

 

Just how many hotties did you hook up with during your tour of San Deigo? icon_biggrin.gif

 

Anyway, you could always sue for inclusion into the shill club......... According to "I had a FEW too many PERFECT shots of tequila" we are all Pat in disguise or we are all paid.

 

Now if I could just find the keys to HairForce 1......

 

Later,

J

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Originally posted by the B spot:

Anyway, you could always sue for inclusion into the shill club.........

B-spot, there was a day, when you were young and innocent, in which I was king of the alleged-shills. You young whippersnappers don't know what a real battle is -- I lived through Shill-War I, and heroically survived the front lines!

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Wow, all you shills need to chill a bit. Remember I pay on a per post/word count basis and Bill, Hairbank and B Spot have virtualy drained my covert shill account for this month and its only May 13th.

 

How am I going to fuel Hair Force One if you guys keep posting like this?

 

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Pat...who are you kidding? I thought you demanded 100 BILLION DOLLARS (places pinky on upper lip)....from the coalition doctors.

 

So I guess you have an unlimited supply of money to fund us shills. But since we are ALL the same person, you are really only paying yourself icon_wink.gif

 

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B-spot, there was a day, when you were young and innocent, in which I was king of the alleged-shills. You young whippersnappers don't know what a real battle is -- I lived through Shill-War I, and heroically survived the front lines!

 

Like Obi-Wan-- you have been in hiding!!!!

 

However, it is time for you to don your jedi robe and join the fight as we begin (dan dan da dannnnnn!!!!)

 

Hair Wars-The Final Chapter!!!!!

 

We are internet Jedi's my friend--- I hope those who have been lured to the darkside can see the light with your help and guidance!!!!

 

LOL!!!!!

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Hi Pat

 

I only take cash and yes the Lamborgini in Black is fine..

 

Cheers shills

 

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can i be Pats european shill in his effort to achieve world hair transplant domination.

will i get payed in euros?

IH

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Originally posted by irish homer:

can i be Pats european shill in his effort to achieve world hair transplant domination.

will i get payed in euros?

IH

 

HAHA!!!!!!!!!

 

J

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Sheesh.....

 

I skip one weekend and look what I miss? Pat, you're not gonna take away my per-post incentive are you?? I mean I'm makin' out okay with my day job included but I'm really counting on that icon_confused.gif

 

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Okay, okay, okay....

 

B spot

Bill

Jotronic

Mjrb

Pat

Nobuzz

irish homer

 

We have to meet and discuss this..........Bill, your #$@&! clones are muddying the waters........arrrrgggggghhhhh.......back in the day, shilling was so simple icon_frown.gif

 

B spot - quit hoggin' the lions share of our take for law school!!

 

Pat - you need to trade Hair Force One for a Hybrid.........else we'll all take our business elsewhere!

 

Joe - Dang you and your awesome head of hair...........you started all this!!!!

 

Jobi & Nobuzz - You're to articulate.........you appear to have too much knowledge........act more stupider!!

 

irish - If you want in on the cut...your take is going to be less as the Dollar is stronger than the Euro.........no whining!!

 

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You guys are missing part of the picture here. I see a vast untapped market for a female shill (or would that be "shillette"?). Accordingly, I nominate myself.

 

I'll step aside though if Bill wants to claim that he's capable of generating a female clone too...otherwise, that niche is mine.

 

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