UnfinishedSymphony Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 On a lighter note, I'd like to play a thought experiment with you all... There is a magic genie. You are being offered your dream hair. Full, exactly how you want it, no need for drugs or surgery, just magic. You get it for the rest of your life starting today (or tomorrow). But there's a catch. And its not good. You have to __________________. Fill in the blank. So, what would you put there? Here's a couple I came up with... I have to work at McDonald's until retiring age. No promotions. Just taking orders. But it can be any McDonald's on Earth. Chronic hiccups. For life. You? What would you trade for a full head of hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member Nowsthetime9 Posted August 30, 2014 Senior Member Share Posted August 30, 2014 How about be in perfect physical shape and no hair or be obese with Brad Pitt hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member Rootz Posted August 30, 2014 Senior Member Share Posted August 30, 2014 I would trade a Klondike Bar... and yes, I'm serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poltergrits Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I'd give up my libido. That's right--all interest in sex for the rest of my life. It's been nothing but trouble since teenage...no, wait, make that pre-pubescence...no, better make it earlier, or even earlier still. Anyway, it's all about hair, nothing but hair. I don't know why, but it is. Stupid sex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member aaron602 Posted September 7, 2014 Regular Member Share Posted September 7, 2014 Id spend 2-4 years in Tent city prison in Arizona for a full head of hair. Id do my time with a freakin smile on my face too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member Spanker Posted September 7, 2014 Senior Member Share Posted September 7, 2014 For a full head of Brad Pitt hair and never having to worry about it again I would get a tattoo on the side of my neck that says, "Comcast is the greatest!" I am an online representative for Dr. Raymond Konior who is an elite member of the Coalition of Independent Hair Restoration Physicians. View Dr. Konior's Website View Spanker's Website I am not a medical professional and my opinions should not be taken as medical advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member garethbale Posted September 10, 2014 Senior Member Share Posted September 10, 2014 I'd run through central London stark bollock naked during rush our Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member garethbale Posted September 10, 2014 Senior Member Share Posted September 10, 2014 I'd run through central London stark bollock naked during rush hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poltergrits Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 For a full head of Brad Pitt hair and never having to worry about it again I would get a tattoo on the side of my neck that says, "Comcast is the greatest!" For a minute I was afraid you were gonna say, instead of Comcast, Billy Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member Pulpedfiction1 Posted September 13, 2014 Senior Member Share Posted September 13, 2014 Interesting to consider, but I wouldn't do any of what's mentioned above. Not really necessary if you read up on these boards and go with one of the reputable surgeons on here. Yes, I realize it's totally hypothetical, and all in fun.... I've had two HT's (and a recent 3rd over the summer) and am thrilled with the results now that the 2nd has fully grown. Things are looking great now--have gone from a NW5 to pretty much full coverage when brushing my hair downward--and am confident that I'll be able to pull off the hairstyle I want (brushed straight back) once my last HT has grown in and density has been increased around the hairline. Now..if we were still dealing with the HT technology of 20+ years ago, I'd certainly have to reconsider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member bmorelaxing Posted September 24, 2014 Regular Member Share Posted September 24, 2014 I had such great hair when I was in highschool, fine thick hair and wore it like Justin Bieber but mine was thicker. For that hair again, I would make love with Susan Boyle. But, I would be very intoxicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member Uk86 Posted May 22, 2015 Regular Member Share Posted May 22, 2015 You name them, I'll kill them...anyone! Now give me some hair geni! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullDogs93 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 id never smoke a cigarette again I'm applying to medical schools and if i had a full head of hair i would give my spot up to someone else who was completely bald and go do something else amputate an arm the list goes on theres a lot of things id do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member matt1164 Posted February 16, 2016 Senior Member Share Posted February 16, 2016 I'd give up one of my mistresses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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