Senior Member NW Posted October 2, 2003 Senior Member Share Posted October 2, 2003 This is a riot !! lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member JohnH Posted October 2, 2003 Senior Member Share Posted October 2, 2003 Very funny Vocor1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member trying2moveahead Posted October 2, 2003 Regular Member Share Posted October 2, 2003 Man! And I already liked Vanilla Coke!! Oh, happy day!! trying2moveahead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 Does it matter if you use regular Vanilla Coke or can you use artificially sweetened Vanilla Coke with Aspartame? Also, when will you get your patent, so that you can send us all some of the formula for free? My Surgery With Dr. Sharon Keene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vocor1 Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Okay, okay, I'll let you in on another secret since I trust you all. I'll even throw in FREE Shipping and Handling (after a $4.95 Processing and Packing fee) and a NO-STRINGS ATTACHED DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (on your postage) for a limited time only! Here we go: After drinking the Vanilla Coke, err, I mean Vocor's Vanilla Coke Copper Peptide Formula #7, you will develop a mane of hair. Then you will get chicks because all they care about is how your hair looks. That will make you very tired very quickly. Now, tell me how do battle fatigue AND dames all at once: Crystal Pepsi. Umm, I mean Vocor's Pepsi Peptides DeGenerex 2004! It's so advanced, that it HAD to be labeled "2004", leaving all the current products currently available a year behind. I have discovered that after taking Vocor's Pepsi Peptides DeGenerex 2004, you WILL regain your energy and lose your mane of hair. Make SURE to take it right after getting a good night's sleep and a BUZZ CUT. Disclaimer: If you do not follow my instructions exactly, then the Guarantee is null and void. Stay confident, stay strong, then stay rested. All thanks to my revolutionary formulas. Dial 1-900-GET-HAIR. Operators are standing by for $2 the first minute, $1 each additional minute. vocor1 Knowledge is Power If the worst question is the one never asked, then the worst answer is the one never shared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member Teddw2ds Posted October 3, 2003 Senior Member Share Posted October 3, 2003 Man, I gave up on this thread days ago, figuring it had become hopelessly absurd and not worth my time anymore. I'm glad I gave it another shot. Little did I know just how amuzing it had become. I got a good chuckle out of this. Vocor, I'm guessing you're in some sort of marketing profession, huh? Good stuff! I'm ready to buy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member FUTzyhead Posted October 3, 2003 Senior Member Share Posted October 3, 2003 Vocor- Jeez, man- You gotta get to the patent office before you give out secrets like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 What happened to Ken? No more posts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member arfy Posted October 3, 2003 Senior Member Share Posted October 3, 2003 I hope Ken will be back in a few weeks (or months) with an update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member Ken belanger Posted October 5, 2003 Author Regular Member Share Posted October 5, 2003 I will be back in a couple weeks with pictures. I just got back from Safeway. The hair dots are now hairs. I could see them in the bright white lights in the mirrors in their egg refridgerator. They are now brown hairs. Amazing. I'll be back soon with pictures, you can deny. Bye Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 They just look like hairs that have been shaved to me. That's what my facial hair looks like after I shaved. Little dots. Of course it'll grow into hairs in a few weeks, it was already there. The brand new hairs will look like peach fuzz and then become terminal. I guess I'm really hesitant to argue with someone, but I think this is a hoax too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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