VeryHonestMan Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 Hello all fellow balding men and women, Like you, i have been searching for a cure for my unsightly baldness for the last six years, and finally through extensive research in my underground chemistry lab located deep in the heartland of America, i have come up with a complete CURE for MALE pattern baldness. MY STORY I am a 54 year old gentleman who has a Norwood 7 hair loss and very poor donor area. One night while the moon was shinning down on my candelstine chemistry lab, i had a revelation. I mixed together several COMPLETELY HARMLESS chemicals and created the basics for SR-666. After testing this formula, i found that it was very low in radiation, and began to apply this to my head. Within 24 HOURS i began to see small black dots all over my scalp (not to mention my face and hands as well). YOU MAY BE SKEPTICAL, BUT YOU SHOULD TRUST ME Yes dear friend, you too can have you hair back in a very short amount of time with my new product. I know, you have burned by the Bosley hair Nazis before, but with my SR-666 i guarantee full hair regrowth. I have had people come from all over the USA and Europe to witness the growth i have had on my head. SADDAM HUSSEIN TRIED MY FORMULA That is right friends. You remember good old Saddam dont ya? He was a Norwood 6 with an awful transplant done by Bosley in the 1960s and filled his crown with unsightly micro grafts. Saddam gave me a call shortly after Bahdad was under seige and tried out my new formula. His amazing hair growth (and possibly his mental state) were due to my new formula! MY FORMULA IS COMPLETELY SAFE After a trial of at least two people run by a completely indepedent set of researchers including myself and my brother Cletus, we are proud to say this product is completely safe with almost ZERO side effects. A very small percentage of our test clients had minor irritations and we are posting these for scientific accuracy: Percentage of Persons having the following after treatment: 74% Cancer 86% AIDS 65% Total Retinal failure and blindness 53% Loss of at least 1 limb 46% Permenant loss of sexual drive and/or change in sexual identity With these minor problems, we know you will agree our product is SAFE! ARE YOU INTERESTED? COME MEET ME AND SEE! If you are interested, you can come and see the amazing regrowth i have had. TO come and meet me you must do the following: 1. Come to my city (to be disclosed only via secret morse codes to your home address) and meet me at the local McDonalds. 2. Enter the back door BLINDFOLDED with your hands tied behind your BACK and a piece of tape over your mouth. 3. Have a major credit card taped to your front chest with your birth cert, a social security card and any stocks, bonds or savings you may have. 4. Tell NO ONE you are coming to meet me. 5. Enter the McDonalds at the stroke of midnight when the winds are howling and you can hear a small wind like chime in your LEFT EAR. Upon doing this, i will take you to the laboratory to show you my head where you may feel my growth all you wish to. THE COST The cost is very low and begins at $6000 per formula creation. I know, you are saying to yourself, "This is too good to be true". But dear friend, its not. My website is almost done. Soon the world will be coming to purchase from me only, and they will all look Saddam, and you will look like Kojack. The formula takes only a second to work, and the black spots will leave you speachless for a lifetime. Purchase SR-666 today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeryHonestMan Posted February 8, 2004 Author Share Posted February 8, 2004 Hello all fellow balding men and women, Like you, i have been searching for a cure for my unsightly baldness for the last six years, and finally through extensive research in my underground chemistry lab located deep in the heartland of America, i have come up with a complete CURE for MALE pattern baldness. MY STORY I am a 54 year old gentleman who has a Norwood 7 hair loss and very poor donor area. One night while the moon was shinning down on my candelstine chemistry lab, i had a revelation. I mixed together several COMPLETELY HARMLESS chemicals and created the basics for SR-666. After testing this formula, i found that it was very low in radiation, and began to apply this to my head. Within 24 HOURS i began to see small black dots all over my scalp (not to mention my face and hands as well). YOU MAY BE SKEPTICAL, BUT YOU SHOULD TRUST ME Yes dear friend, you too can have you hair back in a very short amount of time with my new product. I know, you have burned by the Bosley hair Nazis before, but with my SR-666 i guarantee full hair regrowth. I have had people come from all over the USA and Europe to witness the growth i have had on my head. SADDAM HUSSEIN TRIED MY FORMULA That is right friends. You remember good old Saddam dont ya? He was a Norwood 6 with an awful transplant done by Bosley in the 1960s and filled his crown with unsightly micro grafts. Saddam gave me a call shortly after Bahdad was under seige and tried out my new formula. His amazing hair growth (and possibly his mental state) were due to my new formula! MY FORMULA IS COMPLETELY SAFE After a trial of at least two people run by a completely indepedent set of researchers including myself and my brother Cletus, we are proud to say this product is completely safe with almost ZERO side effects. A very small percentage of our test clients had minor irritations and we are posting these for scientific accuracy: Percentage of Persons having the following after treatment: 74% Cancer 86% AIDS 65% Total Retinal failure and blindness 53% Loss of at least 1 limb 46% Permenant loss of sexual drive and/or change in sexual identity With these minor problems, we know you will agree our product is SAFE! ARE YOU INTERESTED? COME MEET ME AND SEE! If you are interested, you can come and see the amazing regrowth i have had. TO come and meet me you must do the following: 1. Come to my city (to be disclosed only via secret morse codes to your home address) and meet me at the local McDonalds. 2. Enter the back door BLINDFOLDED with your hands tied behind your BACK and a piece of tape over your mouth. 3. Have a major credit card taped to your front chest with your birth cert, a social security card and any stocks, bonds or savings you may have. 4. Tell NO ONE you are coming to meet me. 5. Enter the McDonalds at the stroke of midnight when the winds are howling and you can hear a small wind like chime in your LEFT EAR. Upon doing this, i will take you to the laboratory to show you my head where you may feel my growth all you wish to. THE COST The cost is very low and begins at $6000 per formula creation. I know, you are saying to yourself, "This is too good to be true". But dear friend, its not. My website is almost done. Soon the world will be coming to purchase from me only, and they will all look Saddam, and you will look like Kojack. The formula takes only a second to work, and the black spots will leave you speachless for a lifetime. Purchase SR-666 today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member MeHairBeGrowin Posted February 8, 2004 Regular Member Share Posted February 8, 2004 Wow this sounds great. Do you have any pictures? When can I get some. Love the name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flybear Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 you are a lier! you are a lier! you are a lier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member Brando Posted March 6, 2004 Senior Member Share Posted March 6, 2004 Sounds to me like the mark of the beast...666?!? I wouldn't try it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 lol. if i'm the only one that can tell this is just a joke I'm amazed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member western_star Posted June 17, 2004 Senior Member Share Posted June 17, 2004 What is the saying? There's a sucker born every minute? Maybe I can sell some of you the Golden Gate Bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member brianK Posted June 17, 2004 Regular Member Share Posted June 17, 2004 This guy should be a comedy writer for MAD TV. Thanks for the laughs. You made my day. Hello all fellow balding men and women, Like you, i have been searching for a cure for my unsightly baldness for the last six years, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member Robert_ Posted June 17, 2004 Senior Member Share Posted June 17, 2004 This post has never failed to give me a laugh. ------------------------------ Check out the results of my surgical hair restoration performed by Dr. Jerry Cooley by visiting my Hair Loss Weblog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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