Senior Member notgoing2gobald Posted March 4, 2008 Senior Member Share Posted March 4, 2008 After much discussion, deliberation, countless hours w/the secret society of the balding nation, it has occurred to me that we need a BALD PRIDE MARCH/RALLY!!! Other diseased groups band together, to pronounce their solidarity to the world and raise funds for a cure. Alopecia is no different. We need to band together, a Billion Bald Heads Strong, marching before the white house to not only raise awareness of the Alopecia disease and the men it has struck; but also to demonstrate our Bald Pride; we can usher in a new era of perception of balding men in our society. Billions of Bald Shiny heads, hand in hand, marching proudly before the White House; let the reflection from the sea of shiny heads GLARE into the White House windows; indeed, let it be so bright that it shines through the thickest of curtains. We too, can raise sponser's for a cure! Just as Jews do not touch a razor to their face on the Sabboth, so shall we on our day of pride! Let that bald head bask in glory! And just as sporting events have sponsers w/banners of Gatorade; which aids them in their struggle we too can find sponsers which aid us in our struggle and effects associated w/the illness we have been plauged; imagine: BIG BRIGHT BANNERS W/---VIAGRA---printed all over them -AND- the MANBRA or ('BRO') Just as Homo-Sexual's have their rainbow as a common symbol; We can have one too; I was contemplating a pair of beautiful, bulky balls basking in the sunshine in all their glory; to reflect our ballz out ballsy balding attitude and as the source of impetus from which are disease blossoms into baldness... Were proud of our BALLS!!! -AND- OUR BALDING DOME'S THEY PRODUCE!!!! We can burn wigs, and dvd's of the film Hair Spray; as we hold hands,w/our BALLS T-shirt on, and bright shiny bald heads side by side and unite in bald pride before the White House... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member thanatopsis_awry Posted March 4, 2008 Senior Member Share Posted March 4, 2008 lol! funniest thing I've ever read in here...and I completely concur, of course... ----------- *A Follicles Dying Wish To Clinics* 1 top-down, 1 portrait, 1 side-shot, 1 hairline....4 photos. No flash. Follicles have asked for centuries, in ten languages, as many times so as to confuse a mathematician. Enough is enough! Give me documentation or give me death! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member nobuzz4me Posted March 4, 2008 Senior Member Share Posted March 4, 2008 Can I have the concession on sunglasses? NoBuzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member notgoing2gobald Posted March 5, 2008 Author Senior Member Share Posted March 5, 2008 Im setting up a paypal account so you guys can send me the $100 registration fee for the event... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member thanatopsis_awry Posted March 5, 2008 Senior Member Share Posted March 5, 2008 Just want to express how much I *heart*: "Other diseased groups band together, to pronounce their solidarity to the world and raise funds for a cure" "a Billion Bald Heads Strong" "We can burn wigs, and dvd's of the film Hair Spray" ----------- *A Follicles Dying Wish To Clinics* 1 top-down, 1 portrait, 1 side-shot, 1 hairline....4 photos. No flash. Follicles have asked for centuries, in ten languages, as many times so as to confuse a mathematician. Enough is enough! Give me documentation or give me death! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member chucky Posted March 5, 2008 Senior Member Share Posted March 5, 2008 You guys need to vote in a BALD American president,then you may get the funds you`re looking for 2 x strip ht`s with Norton,very poor results 1 x fue ht with DHI,very poor result Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member thanatopsis_awry Posted March 5, 2008 Senior Member Share Posted March 5, 2008 Originally posted by chucky:You guys need to vote in a BALD American president,then you may get the funds you`re looking for Precicely why I started threads imploring the balding nation to NOT elect Romney; quite frankly, I'm very pleased with McCain, though it would be preferable if he was younger and had just a bit more hair so he'd have more of a true, vested interest, aside from the obv altruism. ----------- *A Follicles Dying Wish To Clinics* 1 top-down, 1 portrait, 1 side-shot, 1 hairline....4 photos. No flash. Follicles have asked for centuries, in ten languages, as many times so as to confuse a mathematician. Enough is enough! Give me documentation or give me death! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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