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NG2GB 'A prEzntZ hZ OwN sTrT-2'dA MoNdO-MilLeNIa'PoST AwRD;1000aPsTs StRNG!!!!


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dA' MilLeNiA' 'A-pOsT AwArD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NG2GB has reACHED 1,000 POSTS STRONG!!!!!!

-(a FaKe aWarD preSenteD BY NG2GB and to NG2GB)--

written and directed

by

NG2GB;

Produced

by

NG2GB;

Starring

NG2GB;

Executive First Producer

NG2GB;

Assistant to Executive First Producer

NG2GB;

Assistant to Assistant to Executive First Producer

NG2GB;

Screen Play by

NG2GB;

Assistant to Screen Play by

NG2GB;

Assistant to Assistant to Screen Play by

NG2GB;

Visual Stimulations

presented by

NG2GB;

Visual Assistant to Stimulations

presented by

Jessica Alba;

VISUAL SEX ON A STICK EFFECTS

by

Alba's luscious Candy-Ass;

Reverse of DHT Blocker Side Effects

by

Luscious Alba doll

Self-Stimulitory Effects of Visual Effects of Alba

applied by

NG2GB;

Assistant to Self-Stimulitory Effects of Visual Effects of Abla

applied by

NG2GB's Left hand

......

 

(excerpt from acceptance speech)

......."If a PoSt toOk 'A yEaR

.......de'N I woUlD hAvE beEn herE a MiLlEniA"!!!!!!!!

(the CrowD roARSSSS:

--------------------YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

(an ADDITIONAL excerpt from acceptance speech)

...."if 10 posts took a DAY

------I would have been here for a CENTURY!!!!"

(crowd: YeaAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!)

 

( one MORE excerpt from acceptance speech....Shhhhhhhh!!!!!!)

...."if 20 posts took a DAY,

---------I would have been here for 50 YEARS!!!!"

(CROWD: yeahHHaHahahahahahahh!!!!!!!!!!!!_)

 

..."if ya take the square root of 32.1 x .0679 X pie

AND divide it's ASS by 19.9 to the root of 30, take into account dat balding bastards a$$ divided by 19..9 FUE;

square root dat bit$h by .69 divided by a cash on cash return of .9% over an inflated market value taking into account recession and depreciation X 4 dependents;

an $800 a yr. tax for da LLC and other Corps..."

(sorry we ran out of tape to cover the ENTIRITY of NG2GB's acceptance speach)

you can order the full transcript at 900-555.....

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Damn that must be some good Wine tonight icon_smile.gif. You're a funny dude NG2GB. It's Friday night. You should be out playing some verbal ping pong. I had to be good tonight since I'm doing some motorcycle riding in the morning. I'll make up for it tomorrow night though icon_biggrin.gif

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man you were at 900 last night when i was off to bed, wake up this mornin and ur over 1000?? took me 8 months to post 100 times!!! fair play!!

2200 DHI Ireland june 2007

Rogaine 5% may 2007

Lasercomb jan 2008

Nizoral aug 2007

 

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