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BALD SUPPORT HOTLINE...


notgoing2gobald

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Dear Fellow Diseased Members,

 

in todays society our suffering people group is often frowned upon

and treated *differently* than the rest of society who are *disease* free.

We can often feel neglected, rejected,

complete and utterly disrespected...

 

It might be a day at the beach or local pool,

while the rest of the *healthy* people swim freely,

you sit dabbling your toes in the water *wishing* and HOPING you could play w/the *healthy* people...

 

--Oh SURE!---

You FLIRT w/ideas:

(Hmmmm...gently removing the hat from your head...like a stripper *teasing* the crowd to see how they will respond):

"MAYBE I could just dunk my head.."

"PERHAPS a belly-flop",

"MAYBE an *innocent* game of Marko-Polo"...

"PERHAPS Ill wet my finger tips and rub it through my hair..."

"MAYBE a *friendly* game of shark--'DUN'A-DUN'A--"

"NO-ONE will notice!"..

"NO-ONE will be the wiser..."

---WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR KIDDING!?!??!?----

Your "different"...your *diseased*...

you can't dunk your diseased head in the same water the non-diseased do...they will SEE, the will KNOW, the extent your disease has taken over your head...

people need to remember, we did not choose the skin that covers our scalps...it chose us...IT CHOSE US...we did not choose the skin we're in, and the prejiduces and biases that come along with it...

People view us as a member of a weaker, inferior, "sick" group...Like WILD animals at the ZOO you can just hear them taunt whispering in the shadows:

-----"OoOOoOoh, look honey, he looks like a CRIMINAL"...

"OoOOOoOoh, look he looks like one of the *SICK* one's"....

"OoOOOooh, is he a PEDOPHILIAC?"....

 

----yes, we are diseased and suffering....suffering from prejiduces and outcasted from the healthy, disease free...

 

You might be at the store reaching

for a shampoo or hair product, next to one

of the *healthies*, you can just feel the

heat, hatred, and hostility from the *healthies* presence...your diseased...and humiliated...

 

Or worse yet, your diseased hairs have FINALLY

grown enough--in their SICKLY dying state--to justify a trip to the salon;

where the *HEALTHIES* often frequent...you can feel the tension in the room as this is a place for the healties

not the diseased...

 

Other suffering people groups get action taken on their behalf...where is our's? State & Federal Government have not stood for our cause---there is no Affirmative Alopecia Action: if two men, one diseased and one not, apply for the same position w/the same skill level, no one is forced to take the diseased over the non-diseased man...

 

Maybe *WE* can provide some assistance with *OUR* New Bald Support Hotline...

Maybe if your feeling on edge at a given moment and are REACHING for the *wig*,

you can call....*WE* can help...

WE *CAN* HELP....

Pick up the Phone...What are you waiting for?

I AM HERE, I AM HERE TO HELP....

(all proceeds will go to your local balding network run by NG2GB; we accept VISA, MASTER CARD & AMERICAN EXPRESS)....

What are YOU *waiting* for? Help is just a quick , phone call away....

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I saw a cousin of mine recently who hasn't seen me since the extinction of my lion's mane, and the introduction of this fabled disease into my physical constitution....when he saw me wearing a hat, which I was notorious for refusing to wear in years past, he wondered what was wrong..I could but solemly espouse, hunched over: "Cousin's very sick...very sick...."

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*A Follicles Dying Wish To Clinics*

1 top-down, 1 portrait, 1 side-shot, 1 hairline....4 photos. No flash.

Follicles have asked for centuries, in ten languages, as many times so as to confuse a mathematician.

Enough is enough! Give me documentation or give me death!

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icon_mad.gif That's great Chucky!!!

Just think balding bretheren of *all* the good I can do w/your all your money...

just .50 cents from each of you;

'A-One 'A dolla!

'A-Two 'A dolla's!!

'A-Three--'A DOLLAS!!!

all the blessings I can bestow on the balding men of the world...If your feeling weak, fragile, rejected, in a moment of utter despair,

you can't cope w/the rejection'A-humiliation, 'A-dehuminifica-T'Ion from 'Da REST'A DA'-healthy-'A-non-diseased 'A-nonBALDING--NATION!!! pick up the phone...your not alone...your not alone...

I am here for you...

We can help...

We can make a difference...

-pick up the phone-

what are you waiting for?

(Visa, Master card, and American Express are all welcome...)

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