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notgoing2gobald

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..."standing spikey and sultry in the left corner...weighing in at 7,800 follicular grafts and 190lbs of pure pompadore MOXY----THE MOP THAT WON'T STOP-----OVER 700 POSTS STRONG----

 

----THE ONE-----

 

----------THE ONLY---------

UNDEFEATED, NEVER OUT QUESTIONED IN ANY BALDING BLOG OF ALL TIME----POSTING DAY 'N NIGHT-----

 

AND WON'T GO BALD WITHOUT A FIGHT-----

INTRODUCING HIS 727'TH POST-----

------THE RON JEREMY OF HAIR: NG2GB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(quote from exctatic bald crowd and 727 long dark haired concubines)..."YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"...

 

 

..."thank you, thank you, my balding 'A' B'R-th-'R-en' 'n-'D' aN'D my "B-E-eeee--U'tifu'L d'R'k h'R'ed C'''Ncu-bines. Contrary to popular belief I have done this WITHOUT the use of ANY medications and/or performance enhancing drugs. It has all been for the benefit of the Harry Johnson foundation and the concubines....

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