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The Adventures of Captain Hair

 

Hello overthere I?‚??m from Holland

and 35 years young!

 

In Holland we like the american way of thinking(we got a connection!), we once started on the island of Manhattan trading with the indians and we where once worldfamous and ruled for more then 100 years over the sea from New Amsterdam(NewYork) to Batavia(Jakarta) ..

 

The most famous dutchman and saver of the homecountry in 1673 is Michiel de Ruyter!

At the seabattle of Kijkduin he saved Holland from England/France coalition

together with the bishops of K?¶ln & M??nster! ..next week 24 march he was born 400 years ago!

http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michiel_Adriaenszoon_de_Ruyter

 

Another famous dutchman is Piet Heyn in the 80 years of war against Spain(1568-1648) he saved Holland by steeling the "silvervloot" that the spanish where stealing out of from south america & the caribbean(inka & maya gold!)

to pay the army in europe, he destroid the spanish armada in the caribbean sea and brought the silver & gold to Holland! Today we still learn to sing a song on highschool about that victory on sea!

http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Hein_(zeevaarder)

 

And I?‚??m a big fan too of the hollywoodlegend Errol Flynn!

 

 

The story of Captain Hair looking for a TREASURE ISLAND where everybody got hair!

 

I wanne tell you a story about a hairsailor who was sailing away from home because nobody can help him with his hairloss and there was coming more & more hairloss in his little village on hairloss island! icon_frown.gif

 

The hairsailor hairobservator is sailing away from his home village looking & searching for a cure

against hairloss & boldness for himself and for his people on hairloss island.. icon_rolleyes.gif

 

..he is sailing and sailing and then at the horizon there are some little islands! icon_eek.gif

 

They were called the MEDICAL Islands!

There was MINOX ISLAND

and FINA ISLAND

and DUTA ISLAND

and ..

 

Look for the visits of hairsailor hairobservator on MINOX-, FINA- & DUTA ISLAND!

Very soon in this hair theather!

 

Greatings Hairobservator

Expert for hairtransplantation & hairregeneration

Only on HaarWeb & Hairtransplantnetwork

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THE MEDICAL ISLANDS

 

..when hairsailor hairobservator entered this islands he first saw that there still was hairloss on those islands! icon_frown.gif

 

..on minox island people where using allot of minoxidil against hairloss, some got poor & little results in the front area they are keeping some hair and stopping maybe some hairloss but there still was allot of hairloss on this island so this was not(a cure) what the hairsailor hairobservator was looking for so he takes his ship and was sailing to fina- & duta island..

 

..on those islands there was still hairloss too, some people had some poor & little results on the back of there head the crownarea but woman & man where still suffering under hairloss on both islands with using finasteride & dutasteride..

I don?‚??t know if I saw it correctly but I thought that there where some men running around in bikinis too nono I must be dreaming.. icon_biggrin.gif But VIAGRA ISLAND must be somewhere nearby.. icon_wink.gif

 

..then hairsailor hairobservator takes his ship again and he is sailing allong the great atlantic & pacific to find another island with no hairproblems!

 

There is another island agian.. icon_eek.gif

 

Greatings Hairobservator

..in real live hairobervator had no results at all with using minoxidil for one year in 1995

and propecia for two years in 1999/2000!

Also used aminexil in 1999 - no results either!

Look for minoxidil on www.minoxidil.com

Look for aminexil on www.aminexil.de

Look for finasteride on www.propecia.com

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VITAL ISLAND

 

..when hairsailor hairobservator was entering this island he saw that those people where very vital & healthy but still where men & woman suffering under hairloss! icon_frown.gif

 

The people are looking very fit & relax on this island and they are doing allot of sport & fitness and they where telling about all sort of vitamine pills & products for better hairgrowth I think I saw more then over 1000products overthere!

 

There where healthy spa?‚??s for relaxing all over the island and one guy was telling about a bio organic hairproduct he got from a german - this dude was telling about hair like a lion icon_cool.gif(yeahyeah!) But you also need to go to hairtherapy island too where they have experts for this new hair regeneration therapy? We only got his products(!) but there are not usefull anough without the therapy? Say what? Some hair therapy against my hairloss together with using herbel products should bring my hair back? I want to speak to that guy I don?‚??t believe that shit..

 

So on vital island the people are living very BIO & taking all sorts of nature pills and eating everything good what mother nature was giving them but they still have hairloss on this island?

 

So better eating & relaxing and vita pills and yoga etc.. is no solution either to hairloss so hairsailor hairobservator is taking his ship again and he is now sailing to that therapy island they all were talking about but on his way to this island he first entered another island he heared about there they must have a permanent solution against hairloss this island is called HAIRTRANSPLANT ISLAND! icon_eek.gif

 

Greatings Hairobservator

..in real live hairobservator had no results at all by using several vita-complex tablets!

No better hairgrowth(!), maybe something with the B-complex tablets I?‚??m not for sure?

Maybe too with the BIO Valerias Pflanzenkraft a herbel organic bio product like LionHair

but I don?‚??t know for sure if my hair is growing better now?

 

Look for LionHair K17 Vital Haar on www.lionhair.com & www.ratiopharm.de

I take B-complex tablets from Ratiopharm & LionHair today.

There are more then tousend products for better hairgrowth!

If they all work and bring better hairgrowth I still don?‚??t know?

They don?‚??t stop hairloss ore bring hair back that is for sure!

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HAIRTRANSPLANT ISLAND

 

..when hairsailor hairobservator entered the hairtransplant island it seems that everbody got hair! icon_smile.gif

 

..oh no not everybody some guys on this island had not anough donorhair to get the hole head covered with transplanthair! But must of them who had to little donorhair can get with stripping & fueing hairtransplanting

say STRIPFUE hairtransplants a 60 to 70% optical(optische haardichtheid in nl) hairthickness coverage on a before boldhead with this cure against hairloss called transplanthair! Some more help is there on hairspray island they say!

 

People with not much hairloss have very good results

I am calling them state of the art hairtransplant models!

The best models for a hairtransplant are people who have no hairloss anymore when hairloss is stopt!

You must not be to young for a hairtransplant say you must be 25!

OK the best age for a HT is most of the time 40 years when hairloss is stopt and you have the money for it!

 

People who do a hairtransplant are most of the time guys who are looking for more succes in live,

in german language "Erfolgstypen"!

 

The regular hairtransplants today are done with strip but fuegrafting(new light to oldschool!)is more & more done!

After a strip you have a smiley scar onder your hair(with todays trichophytic closure the hairs grow through the scar!) at the backsite of your head with too much fuegrafting your hair can look like motheaten! With stripgrafting you can most of the time full up every kind of boldness with transplanthair with fuegrafting sometimes this is not possible! With Strip you can do more in less time, today is a 2500 grafter(5 hours!) normal for more grafts you need a high densety in the donorhairarea and a good flexibility of your skin! Not everybody can do a 5000 graftser ore more remember that!!! With fuegrafting 600-800 maybe 1000grafts a day are good possible, fuegrafting is sometimes difficult and even not possible with curlyhair! I think 2000 ore more with fuegrafting is too much for hairdoc & hairpatient!

 

..hairtransplants are for free(what a dream!) on this island and all the hairdocs are together on this island so who is getting bold is getting some transplanthair(!) very easy! With hairtransplanting you can help men & women too get hair again! OK sorry there are people with alopecia areata & totalis too who can get no help from hairtransplanting! icon_frown.gif

 

..first I spoke to a very clever old hairdoc with a hairtransplant himself who was learning a chinees hairdokter to transplant because he heard of a big hairloss epidemie coming on the big island of china they call this epedimie zivilisation! This hairdoctor called William was a real smart fox but that transplanthair is not newhair I told him you don?‚??t get newhair you get transhair! icon_biggrin.gif

 

..I spoke with a dutch-chinees hairdoc on this island about HM(hairmultiplication) he was talking allot of shit about hairbanks & HM hairclinics and HST(stamcells) but I didn?‚??t believe him I called him after this meeting dr. blabla!

He was a lonely hairdoc on this island and nobody was paying any attention anymore to him after he made the hole island crazy a few years ago only with talking about a new hm-fue technique he had developed.icon_mad.gif

 

..there was also a funny little german hairdoctor with hairloss(?) beaming around with a laser it seems to me that this was a very fast ore quick hairtransplanting hairdoktor with excellent fast fingers for transplanting hairgrafts! I also saw and old japanese hairdoctor who was hunting for an australian hairdoc because the japanese hairdoc was the real developer of FUE hairtransplants in his eyes and not that crocodile woody and he was screaming BANZAI & hunting for that crocodileman, also a hairdocter of greece and an american with the name of choi were running for the japanese karatedoc! A guy who they called indiana Jones was watching them fighting about that isfues.. what a fellers he thought! The real good canadian hairdocs have a hairtransplant themself some say on this island maybe they where all from Toronto?

 

A american hairdoctor called Lee was talking about a hairclinic on every island together with a japanese guy from

WIG ISLAND they where talking about renting a speedboat and go see for some more advertising ideas of hairtransplanting ore maybe to find the hair treasure island!icon_eek.gif

 

There where also two hairdocs(one old & ugly and one young & pretty) burning some old hairtransplant books to get a fire for a big barbecue on hairtransplant island.. the good looking wants too write one of his own?

Another old hairdoc was sreaming around the island talking to himself while he was making pictures of balding men of every possible case he had a picture 1- 7!

 

There where also two hairdocs who are working together who got the nicknames of ToR & Jerry

hairtransplants who got allott techs nurses for great giga hairtransplants..

More grafts you need more techs..

 

A french hairdoc was doing some scalping reduction technique but please not on my head!

A famous argentino hairflapsurgeon was out of hairwork and jobbless on this island!

 

I also saw a very pretty turkisch hairdoc she was one of the only woman hairdocs together with two woman hairdocs from Switserland & Germany! And there was another hairdoc from Switserland Z??rich but NONO this cant be truth this one got a WIG on his head! A hairdoc with a WIG? icon_biggrin.gif

 

A big diskussion on hairtransplant island is still how to make the incisions for implanting the hairgrafts!

It?‚??s slits vs holes? I think a good mix of both is the best for a very natural hairtransplantlook!

Alway?‚??s use a no hairline-hairline in hairtransplantation!

Hairlinework is very important and must be state of the art hairtransplantwork!

 

On this island a saw the best solution against hairloss sofar but hairsailor hairobservator wants to see some more islands where they have cures against hairloss & boldness so he takes his ship again and is sailing to a little island not so far away from hairtransplant island on the way to hairtherapy island called sprayhair island! icon_eek.gif

 

Greatings Hairobservator

..in real live hairobservator has chosen sofar for 6000+ hairgrafts

with STRIP & FUE hairtransplantation on his before boldhead on top! A mix of holes & slits!

Look for hairdocs on www.ishrs.org www.iahrs.org www.eshrs.org

My favorite hairdoc is M. Villnow MD www.hairlase.com

 

Hairobservators HAIRTRANSPLANT CITY TOP 7!

Most hairtransplants done worlwide in almost 50 years of hairtransplanting sinds 1959!

BEVERLY HILLS - TORONTO - NEW YORK - MIAMI - D??SSELDORF - HAARLEM - PARIS

 

Hairobservators THE TOP 7 of trendy hairdocs today!

HASSON - JONES - SHAPIRO - EPSTEIN - VILLNOW - REITH - KESER

..there are more very good hairdoctors I just pick some!

 

MOST FAMOUS HAIRTRANSPLANTS!

Maybe Dick Advocaat or Silvio Berlusconi?

Also Steven Seagal & Clint Eastwood..

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SPRAYHAIR ISLAND

 

..when hairobservator entered this island it was raining very hard and he saw nobody out there! icon_wink.gif

But when the sun was shining again everybody seems to have hair! icon_smile.gif

 

But this was not real hair(!),

but it was helping the people on this island with hairproblems!

Hairthickeningspray & hairfibers & haircream!

Between & under the hair!

 

But you must have some hair to work with this hairproducts! icon_frown.gif

 

Most people are working there with haircolorsprays..

Those colorsprays do mirracles with thinning hair

and work out great with transplanthair too

you can get more volume in your hair! icon_cool.gif

 

But I think you need some more shining metalic colour in those colorsprays

like they have on cars with metalic-colours..

Colorspray must be more shining, YES! icon_wink.gif

Hairspray producers watch this!

 

They where now all working there with shining hairlakspray over it!

Shining is the word but if you use to much of that sprayhair & shiningslak

then it looks more like a shining WIG too me! icon_eek.gif

 

They have also hairfibersprays on this island!

Little hairfibers who look like hair coming out of a very little box full of making hair..

Is working great but you still need some shiningspray!

You can mix the hairspray products too, hairfibers & colorspray!

 

But the bathingrooms where they all are working with those hairspray products are looking like hell on this island!

 

Greatings Hairobservator

..in real live sometimes hairobservator used MANE ore VOLLUMA to thickening up his hairtransplant

for a special moment like going to the theather!

 

Look here for some sprayhairs called MANE VOLLUMA ore TOPPIK!

www.mane.itgo.com

www.volluma.nl

www.toppik.com

www.dermatch.com

www.kerasome.com

There are allot of hairsprays on the hairmarket

look an try for yourself who is looking to be the best for you!

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HAIRTHERAPY ISLAND

 

..when hairsailor hairobservator entered this island he saw

that there still was hairloss on this island! icon_frown.gif

 

..I first spoke to a guy called Peter Jentschura he wrote the books

"Gesundheit d??rch Entschlackung" & "Zivilisation"!

I always was very interested in the laws & healing by natur in german "ganzheitliches denken"!

In Germany you can go to a medicaldoctor ore a Heilpraktiker!

 

By the way a Heilpraktiker can do hairtransplants in Germany!!! icon_eek.gif

Look for Constantin Hanneken the Heilpraktiker who does hairtransplants at Transhair!

 

This guy Peter Jentschure had a herbelproduct called "Wurzelkraft" and his book shows the new deseases of our civilisationworld and a healing programm! There where people talking who had new hairgrowth!?

 

Another guy was calling himself Europa's Haartherapeut #1

He thought acidose ??bersauerung was the real cause of hairloss!

He started in 1996 with Valerias hairgrowthconcept!

He is now running the Practice for Hairregeneration.

 

In 2006 he found the new cause of hairloss he is saying!?

Die NEUE HAARKUNDE by Holger Sonnenwald?

Last month he had a good article in the jetset newspaper of the island!

He working with heilmagnetismus & the focusing method of Eugene Gendlin MD!

www.focusing.org www.neuehaarkunde.de

He also has an organic herbel product with k17!

But your hair can come back without using products! icon_eek.gif

 

I know that is treu because I saw it now 2 times in real live!

Both cases had lost there first love but she returned after a while and the hart & soul are trusting again!

This is no shit I'm saying I saw this in real live with my own eyes in my own city without therapy without using products ore getting any help! I talked too this boy and he said to me yes you saw that on my head I think its a mirracle!

Remember I am the hairobservator and believe me I now every hairline & hairloss in my little city!

 

Laser Therapy

In 1998 they had a laser like a hairdryer you see at hairdressers at the LA hairclinic at Hasselt in Belgium..

Every 20 minutes I saw a new guy going under it and my belgium collega was running a laser therapy store inside the hairclinic! I went under it too and I must say it was a nice feeling on my head and the laser was going forworth & backwarts over my head..

Now I hear allot of that new laserkam

but I neverv tried this one so can say much about it but maybe it works..?

 

AC Therapy!

Injections against hairloss for hairgrowth!

The mussclerelaxer!

Don?‚??t not much either from this therapy?

 

It is very diffecult maybe impossible to bring hair back with hairtherapy!

But never say never..

 

Greatings Hairobservator

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NEW HAIRTRANSPLANT ISLAND

 

On this island there where no people yet!

This was homeless island!

 

But hairsailor hairobservator became a little CaptainHair on his journey

and he had now some new hairtransplant options of his own!

He wants great results in hairtransplanting that's the goal!

New options with HM and maybe HR!

 

NO hairdocs yet on this island but the news

of the new quickgrafting method is going around in the hairworld! icon_eek.gif

 

Most of the hairdocs feel no good maybe a littlebit sick ore embaresing

why they didnt came up with this idear in almost over 50 years! icon_redface.gif

OK now I can say better later then never!icon_biggrin.gif

Now the name of Quickgrafting is cool I think

when a hairdoc gave a serious thought about this his name was standing for the method believe me,

then it was something like newhairmethod ore bosleymethod ore seagertransplant ore woodstechnique ore choiimplant..!

 

Quickgrafting method 2007 ..first incisions then donorgrafting!

- ..better grafcounting!

- ..maybe better regrowth?

old hairtransplantation maybe 80%+

new hairtransplantation maybe over 90%+

..of regrowing hairtransplant grafts?

- less shedding?

 

They have to look for the benefits in the comingtime but already

my bellyfeeling is saying this is the better way to do it!

Quickgrafting is the future threathment for strip- & fuegrafting hairtransplants!

 

Hairsailor hairobservator is starting his own new hairtransplanting island!

He is sure he has a case with his new idears of hairtransplanting!!

 

He is creating a Quickgrafting Promotion Team! icon_wink.gif

Some very pretty girls with nice hooters

dressed op like bunny?‚??s with suites looking like hairgrafts

where screaming loud all over the island: "We want it quick!" "We want it quick!" icon_biggrin.gif

 

Hairobservator himself is dresssed up like a a sort of super- bat- ore spiderman

and the hard technosound of the dominator(human resource!)goes over the whole island!

Something for Las Vegas ISHRS 2007! It?‚??s Showtime!

 

Boem Boem Boem..

Hairobservator!

bigger & bolther

rougher & tougher

the one and only there is no other

Yeah Hairobservator! Hairobservator!

HAIRDOMINATOR!

 

OK this is what hairobservator is talking about!

 

THE OLD HAIRRESTORATION

- PUNCH Hairtransplantation ..no more done!

- FLAP Hairtransplantation ..no more done!

- STRIP Hairtransplantation ..the regular and most done!

- FUE Hairtransplantation ..there is new light to oldschool!

The big hope in the old hairrestoration is HM!

With hairmultiplication hairdocs are trying to get new hairgrafts for transplant!

 

THE NEW HAIRRESTORATION 2007

- QUICKGRAFTING Hairtransplantation with STRIP & FUE ..the big new one!

- REHAIR Hairtransplantation with REFUE & REFLAP(?) ..the future hairtransplant?

The big hope in the new hairrestoration is HR!

With hairregeneration hairdocs could regenerate hairlossfollikels

with a transplant from top to the safetyzone and otherwise with fuegrafting!

REFUE hairtransplants: Rehair method with fuegrafting!

 

The familier method / old hairrestoration with oldgrafting ore slowgrafting

against the new hairrestoration 2007 with quickgrafting and rehair!

 

Link!: Turnaround the hairrestoration threathment!

http://hair-restoration-info.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/346...861/m/8571086192/p/1

 

International Society of New Hairrestoration Surgeons?

 

FUE = follicular unit extradition

 

MICRO FUE DRILLER

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A FUE7000 is possible?

 

MEGASTRIP & MEGAFUE for the same PRICE!!!!!!

 

FUE2000 & STRIP2000 in the same time!

 

Greatings Hairobservator

In real live hairobservator now has

6500 grafts on a before boldhead!

Still 500 fuegrafts too go... icon_biggrin.gif

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Don't stop now! I want to know what happened when he got to hairtransplant island, & finally treasure island! Funny stuff for sure! icon_confused.gif

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OK Nelly now you know that the dutch were the real "Pirates of the Caribbean"

and we where always good in import & export.. icon_biggrin.gif

VOC & WIC ruled over the worldseas in the "golden century",

..we were trading with the new world(America in that time called West Indi???«)

and we found the new way over sea from Kaapstad(Capetown) to Batavia(Jakarta) and

OK sorry maybe we brought the most brothers from africa to america.. icon_redface.gif

 

..but if there is a real "treasure island"

the dutch will find it! icon_wink.gif

 

Greatings Hairobservator

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Whatever?

JOBI

 

1417 FUT - Dr. True

1476 FUT - Dr. True

2124 FUT - Dr. True

604 FUE - Dr. True

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My views are based on my personal experiences, research and objective observations. I am not a doctor.

 

Total - 5621 FU's uncut!

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