Senior Member Rugger Posted February 13, 2004 Senior Member Share Posted February 13, 2004 (excerpts from a mailing received today) Bosley announces that because of the "tremendous response"(two men who had been living in caves for 22 years) to their December "sale", they are extending this sale for a few more months! Prices are shockingly low, at only $6 per graft, compared to a regular price of $8.50 a graft!... But wait, theres more!... For your $6 a graft, they throw in a FREE 1/2 inch wide scar around the back of your head!..(Be the envy of your friends, show them how tough you are..wear it with pride)... And for the first 2,000,000 callers, even more special prizes...a free oil change while you wait, discounts on new furniture, your transmission overhauled, and three FREE artistic renderings of poker playing dogs!...can you believe the value??.... So RUN, dont walk...to your nearest phone..and dial 1-800-CarveMeUp.....or contact them on their new website at www.ShaftMe.com.... Operators are standing by...Offer not valid if you have half a brain... ------------------------------ 4600 grafts/ 12/10/2003/ Dr. Jerry Wong Aren't you glad you know me, and have such easy access to my dementia??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member Rugger Posted February 13, 2004 Author Senior Member Share Posted February 13, 2004 (excerpts from a mailing received today) Bosley announces that because of the "tremendous response"(two men who had been living in caves for 22 years) to their December "sale", they are extending this sale for a few more months! Prices are shockingly low, at only $6 per graft, compared to a regular price of $8.50 a graft!... But wait, theres more!... For your $6 a graft, they throw in a FREE 1/2 inch wide scar around the back of your head!..(Be the envy of your friends, show them how tough you are..wear it with pride)... And for the first 2,000,000 callers, even more special prizes...a free oil change while you wait, discounts on new furniture, your transmission overhauled, and three FREE artistic renderings of poker playing dogs!...can you believe the value??.... So RUN, dont walk...to your nearest phone..and dial 1-800-CarveMeUp.....or contact them on their new website at www.ShaftMe.com.... Operators are standing by...Offer not valid if you have half a brain... ------------------------------ 4600 grafts/ 12/10/2003/ Dr. Jerry Wong Aren't you glad you know me, and have such easy access to my dementia??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member MeHairBeGrowin Posted February 13, 2004 Regular Member Share Posted February 13, 2004 Sounds great. Where do I sign up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member Bushy (fka jontew) Posted February 14, 2004 Regular Member Share Posted February 14, 2004 In addition to being a patient of Dr. Hasson, I act as the legal counsel for Hasson and Wong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member EastCoast Posted February 14, 2004 Senior Member Share Posted February 14, 2004 Dr. Gallagher, an HT doctor on this site should be CEO of Bosley. He butcher and lied to me. Thanks Pat Hennesey. Please see me pics under coupled FU's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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