Cheers guys, I think this forum just saved my life, I work with alot of other guys and was, err, hopeing to keep the whole thing "under my hat" (excuse the pun) a botched HT would have ensured me endless months of ridcule!
There's no way now I'll consider THAT clinic.
If there are issues with mentioning specific places on here then PM if you can, I'm on a friends internet as I'm between homes right now, so can't research as much as I'd like.
Thanks again for your help,
So relieved....