Alfer Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 I was a careless young lad with a healthy head of hair at one time and a six figure income that I felt secured me with a beautiful young blonde 9 years my junior. As I got older, my investments began to fruit, and I felt more and more successful in life. Nothing could go wrong. Then one day, my wife and I had an argument. She had noticed my loss of hair and would not tolerate it. "Grow it back or I'm leaving," she demanded. "I will not have this." What could I tell her? I told her I would make sure that it grows back and that I too would not tolerate it. I spent thousands of dollars on gels and creams and eventually a transplant. I had the transplant done while on a business trip. When I returned, she saw the fake hair and her eyes filled with disgust. "You BASTARD," she shouted. "HOW DARE YOU HAVE ANOTHER PERSONS HAIR IN YOUR HEAD?" "DID YOU THINK I WOULD'NT NOTICE?" She was completely LIVID. She attacked me and ripped out the foreign hair, leaving a bloodied scalp and crying me. Do any of you have any suggestions as to how I might entice my own hair to return? I am informed that Aleister Crowley has a brand of magik that works for some rock musicians? Thanks for any thoughts or suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfer Posted October 26, 2003 Author Share Posted October 26, 2003 I was a careless young lad with a healthy head of hair at one time and a six figure income that I felt secured me with a beautiful young blonde 9 years my junior. As I got older, my investments began to fruit, and I felt more and more successful in life. Nothing could go wrong. Then one day, my wife and I had an argument. She had noticed my loss of hair and would not tolerate it. "Grow it back or I'm leaving," she demanded. "I will not have this." What could I tell her? I told her I would make sure that it grows back and that I too would not tolerate it. I spent thousands of dollars on gels and creams and eventually a transplant. I had the transplant done while on a business trip. When I returned, she saw the fake hair and her eyes filled with disgust. "You BASTARD," she shouted. "HOW DARE YOU HAVE ANOTHER PERSONS HAIR IN YOUR HEAD?" "DID YOU THINK I WOULD'NT NOTICE?" She was completely LIVID. She attacked me and ripped out the foreign hair, leaving a bloodied scalp and crying me. Do any of you have any suggestions as to how I might entice my own hair to return? I am informed that Aleister Crowley has a brand of magik that works for some rock musicians? Thanks for any thoughts or suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member drowninginshame Posted October 26, 2003 Regular Member Share Posted October 26, 2003 I'm in the same boat as you, sadly. I married my high school sweetheart, when I was 20, and I thought that it would be all bells and whistles after that. When we were younger, we used to talk about the kids that we would one day have, she wanted 2 boys and one girl, I wanted just a boy and a girl. We never could agree on it. Well, she had her first child last week, a boy, with her...new husband. I'm really happy. But that backstabbing bitch ripped my heart out right when it hurt me the most. My father died, and at his funeral it was an open casket, and they didn't bother putting on his Toupee which he wore for his entire life, and my wife seemed to take this really hard. On the drive home, I noticed her stairing at my hair, and she noticed that a bald spot was developing. Then she dropped a bombshell on me. "I'm leaving you", she spat tersely between syncopated breaths, "I will not have my children go BALD!" I was speechless, and reminded her that I had always been faithful, that I didn't even look at pornography. She laughed, and stabbed again, "You didn't tell me that your father was bald. I never thought that there was anything wrong with you genetically or health wise, but...you have a terrible disease, and I will not sit by and watch my husband and children die from..." she paused to wipe away the tears and remove the hair from her face, "BALDNESS DISEASE!!!! You have proven yourself to be unfaithful in the small things, therefore, I have no reason to believe I can trust you in bigger things." She walked away, and instantly thousands of old bald jokes came back to haunt me, "Your head is a crystal ball, I can see the future in it. Oh wait, it's saying something". "it says, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. Well I already knew that so...wait, it is saying something else, it is saying, A VIRGIN. All those years of laughing at bald men have finally come back to haunt me. I feel terrible, surely someone can help me? <pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">Baldness defines me as a person.</pre> Baldness defines me as a person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member Manko Posted October 26, 2003 Senior Member Share Posted October 26, 2003 I hope to God you two guys are joking because I can't stop laughing. IFF these 2 stories are true, you should be grateful that these women are not a part of your life (I'm assuming story #1's wife is now out of the picture). You guys should write stories for penthouse. Good luck. Manko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 I don't know if these guys are for real but losing your hair in my opinion "sucks" but to hell with those superficial witches.You are better off without them. [This message was edited by solid on October 27, 2003 at 09:48 PM.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 If hair mattered THAT much to any of you, I can only guess the relationships were infantile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member NW Posted October 26, 2003 Senior Member Share Posted October 26, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> "HOW DARE YOU HAVE ANOTHER PERSONS HAIR IN YOUR HEAD?" "DID YOU THINK I WOULD'NT NOTICE?" WTF ? Its not even possible, did you explain what a HT is ? I would get the hell away from this whore as soon as the door can slam behind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member JohnH Posted October 26, 2003 Senior Member Share Posted October 26, 2003 This thread is crap. [This message was edited by JohnH on October 26, 2003 at 12:27 PM.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member NW Posted October 26, 2003 Senior Member Share Posted October 26, 2003 Agreed, its Fiction....LOL <sigh> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 to the victims of the two unfortunate and highly unusually incidents above, please verify if your stories are true. I am 21 yrs old and suffuring tremendously from boldness. I have come to the conclusion that my future is not going to be bright and that I would never be happy again. but having read your stories, i have become more sadden by the hairloss. your stories are certainly not encourageable and inspiring at the least...i hope you guys are just f**king with us because if your experiences were true...then I see no point for me to continue living.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member trying2moveahead Posted October 26, 2003 Regular Member Share Posted October 26, 2003 Ha! Very funny! The original poster has no idea how obvious his lack of understanding of HT technology is in this poor attempt at a spoof thread. My guess is these 2 new posters are here to poke fun at the rest of us. trying2moveahead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 i have to admit, the 2 new posters are pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vocor1 Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Haha, very funny noobs. Now get the fxxk off this board. Anyway, like others said, any woman who would leave a man that she's been in a long time and blame "bald disease" was already sleeping with someone else. It is just that simple. vocor1 Knowledge is Power -- If the worst question is the one never asked, then the worst answer is the one never shared. -- The truth only matters if you know about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member JohnH Posted October 27, 2003 Senior Member Share Posted October 27, 2003 If you reread the first 2 posts on this thread you will see that these 2 people have put a lot of time and effort into their posts. Their fictional accounts are actually quite derisive towards baldness in general. It's even ironic how they manage to get in bald jokes while acting like innocent victims. I've sent an email to Pat to remove these jokesters. This is the kind of crap that causes you to not trust information that you read on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member Spitfire Posted October 27, 2003 Regular Member Share Posted October 27, 2003 Agreed ! boot these bogus posters out, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyorkgirl Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 After reading the earlier threads, I had to laugh...I am a 29 year old female, and guys let me tell you what most of you already know... if a woman loves you, she loves you - whether you are fat, bald rich or poor. If this is true, it's really pathetic and I have pity on the 2 men who were involved with such shallow heartless b*tches! To Maverick - I hope you were kidding on your reply. Hopefully you truly don't feel that way. Like all men cannot be judged by the actions of a few losers, neither can all women. Be confident in the person that you are, women find confident, funny men the most attractive. Trust me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member Joecifus Posted October 28, 2003 Regular Member Share Posted October 28, 2003 Holy Crap! Has everyone in this forum completely lost their sense of humor along with their hair? Those posts were the funniest thing I've read in here since seeing Jotronic's afro My Pix and Hair Mentor page with advice on Choosing a Doc, anti-swelling and healing advice My Pix and Hair Mentor page with advice on Choosing a Doc, anti-swelling and healing advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member drowninginshame Posted October 28, 2003 Regular Member Share Posted October 28, 2003 I only tease because I can laugh at myself. <pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">Baldness defines me as a person.</pre> Baldness defines me as a person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 The trtuth about girls who care alot about hair is that HAIR is a huge part of why they themselves look good. Hair can do alot to enhance/hide features. Girls who are trruly beautiful and realize that beauty is more than an accesory, care much less about hair. The narcissistic biotches who complain about a guy losing his hair are usually not so hot themselves. Sadly I once dated a woman who made derogatory comments about my hairloss. When it came down to it, she was white trash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vocor1 Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 haha -- it is great to get a female perspective on it, newyorkgirl. But the fact is that it is EASY and NATURAL for most guys to be confident and funny when he knows he is doing what is right for him with his life. You can't fake it. We all love that idea of chemistry that is so elusive at times. But when it is there, wow, the best times of life are right there for you. Haha, my *guess* would be that chemistry is created when a woman sees a guy who she thinks is confident, cool, sexy, whatever and then says "let's give him a shot". The chemistry is created if the guy can act funny and confident without coming across as a egotist or a phony. And the phony is easy to spot. I just think it all plays a part -- looks, confidence, etc. And it also matters what type of woman you really want, and what setting you are meeting her in and what you are looking to accomplish. vocor1 Knowledge is Power -- If the worst question is the one never asked, then the worst answer is the one never shared. -- The truth only matters if you know about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member Patricia Posted October 30, 2003 Regular Member Share Posted October 30, 2003 Alfer, c'mon can't you do better than that? Any "young lad" with a six figure income and claims to be "successful in life" wouldn't be dumb enough to pick that for a wife... Don't mess with good people on here. gone today...hair tomorrow... gone today...hair tomorrow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member drowninginshame Posted December 1, 2003 Regular Member Share Posted December 1, 2003 I am trapped in a prison of hair. I wear a hat most of the time, so people cannot see my glorious bald spot. I know that people would say cruel things about it, and... Well I know that there is something wrong with me that is making me go bald. And in a way, I myself am responsible for perpetuating this ongoing cycle of hair-laffery. You see, there was a man at my place of work tonight, who was doing a special job, and he had quite a spectacular mullet. My coworkers and I had a great time talking about it, and laughing at his obliviousness to it. How could he be oblivious to it? Easy. He has not been exposed to anti-mullet propaganda. Now this guy was probably in his 50's. What parts of the media are 50 year old men exposed to? The newspaper, but that is written by 50 year old men, and what kind of fool writes articles decrying the hideousness of their hair (besides me)? The only place on TV where the mullet still has promenance are music stations such as MTV, VH1 and Much Music. There, the mullet is placed on a special pedestal of mockery, where only the most fool hardy of people would ever let their mane grow to such a state. It is sad what effect the media has on a persons hair. It makes me feel so terrible. Often while wallowing in self-pity/loathing and sheer boredom, I like to channel surf. And it brings me great discouragement. I see young handsome men in their mid 20's cavorting with big breasted blonde's and all manner of redheads, brunettes etc. And they have hair, and though they don't know it, their lovely hair is the reason that they are so happy. Because women love hair. Not some neanderthal who spends his days in a canyon, breaking rocks all day, evolving back into an big hairy ape. That's right, I am getting dumber, and you are getting smarter. You may soon be changing into 46&2, but me...oh, I'm changing to 46-2. Throughout human history, as our species has faced the terrorizing fact, that our bodies are becoming less and less hairy, has been the popular culture, conforming, and informing in our minds, their view of beauty, and of what state a persons hair should be in. To be beautiful, you must obey the fashion authority, and learn to inform yourself on the latest trends in fashion. Listen to you hairdresser (echo) unfortunately for me, my own advice does not apply to me. After all, there are only so many ways you can wear a bald head. till we meet again ~bald person~ <pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">Baldness defines me as a person.</pre> Baldness defines me as a person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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