Administrators Pat - Community Publisher Posted October 19, 2007 Administrators Share Posted October 19, 2007 Bill has once again left the rest of us mere mortal members in the dust. He has gone way past the 2,000 posts required to be a "Celestial Follicle Club Member". Bill has now written over 5,000 helpful posts! This doesn't even include the hundreds of emails he has thoughtfully answered or the dozens of great articles he has written for our Q & A Blog. I think we need to create a new category for Bill and any other super heros who manage to post over 5,000 posts. I'm at a loss for what is even more elevated than "Celestial Follicle Club Member". I need help from members to come up with a such a category. Of course, let's be careful not to create a title that trumps God himself or Bill may suffer his retribution. We can't afford to loose him. Please post your suggestions below. Thanks, Pat Never Forget - It's what radiates from within, not from your skin, that really matters! My Hair Loss Blog Sharing is what keeps this community vital. Please join in. To learn how I restored my hair and started this community, click here. Follow our Community on Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Pat - Community Publisher Posted October 19, 2007 Author Administrators Share Posted October 19, 2007 Bill has once again left the rest of us mere mortal members in the dust. He has gone way past the 2,000 posts required to be a "Celestial Follicle Club Member". Bill has now written over 5,000 helpful posts! This doesn't even include the hundreds of emails he has thoughtfully answered or the dozens of great articles he has written for our Q & A Blog. I think we need to create a new category for Bill and any other super heros who manage to post over 5,000 posts. I'm at a loss for what is even more elevated than "Celestial Follicle Club Member". I need help from members to come up with a such a category. Of course, let's be careful not to create a title that trumps God himself or Bill may suffer his retribution. We can't afford to loose him. Please post your suggestions below. Thanks, Pat Never Forget - It's what radiates from within, not from your skin, that really matters! My Hair Loss Blog Sharing is what keeps this community vital. Please join in. To learn how I restored my hair and started this community, click here. Follow our Community on Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member Jotronic Posted October 19, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted October 19, 2007 Pat, Correction; 5000 posts altogether, 4993 were helpful, the other seven were simply to confirm to our blind members that he is indeed a handsome devil with his new hair I think that to surpass "celestial" you could probably integrate "omnipotent overlord" as an appropriate reference. Congrats, Bill! The Truth is in The Results Dr. Victor Hasson and Dr. Jerry Wong are members of the Coalition of Independent Hair Restoration Physicians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member the B spot Posted October 19, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted October 19, 2007 Originally posted by Jotronic:Pat, Correction; 5000 posts altogether, 4993 were helpful, the other seven were simply to confirm to our blind members that he is indeed a handsome devil with his new hair I think that to surpass "celestial" you could probably integrate "omnipotent overlord" as an appropriate reference. Congrats, Bill! HAHA!!! Good one!!!! However, I dispute that 4993 were helpful Joe But that is another matter. I say we grant Bill an honorary "Hair PHD" from the University of HTN. Therefore he shall be know as "Herr Doctor" Bill. Go Cubs! 6721 transplanted grafts 13,906 hairs Performed by Dr. Ron Shapiro Dr. Ron Shapiro and Dr. Paul Shapiro are members of the Coalition of Independent Hair Restoration Physicians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member MrJobi Posted October 19, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted October 19, 2007 Congrats Bill 5000 is crazy.. How about GOD as a title .. look forward to hitting that mark in about 40 years when I 'm bald again JOBI 1417 FUT - Dr. True 1476 FUT - Dr. True 2124 FUT - Dr. True 604 FUE - Dr. True My views are based on my personal experiences, research and objective observations. I am not a doctor. Total - 5621 FU's uncut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member nobuzz4me Posted October 19, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted October 19, 2007 Suggested Karma's for those who break 5000 posts: * I need a new keyboard follicular hair club member. * I need to get out of the house more follicular hair club member. * I wonder what my little bald people are doing today follicular hair club member. * I will be performing HT myself someday follicular hair club member. Seriously, congrats my friend! NoBuzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Alan Feller Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 The fact that most of those posts were made BEFORE being taken on as an associate editor is unbelievable. My suggestions are: "Grand High Exhaulted Mystic Ruler Club Member" "Nirvana Club Member" "Extra Dimensional Club Member" "Mr. 5,000 Club Member" Congratulations Bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member Jotronic Posted October 19, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted October 19, 2007 I think maybe going a bit more simplistic can be more effective. Call this the only issue where "less is more" Just change his login to "Sir" Bill. The Truth is in The Results Dr. Victor Hasson and Dr. Jerry Wong are members of the Coalition of Independent Hair Restoration Physicians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member YoungGuy Posted October 20, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted October 20, 2007 I think he should be banned for a week before his incessant posting overloads the server. The DB probably has 2 sets of tables by now, one for everyone's posts and the other for Bill's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member MrJobi Posted October 20, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted October 20, 2007 How about King Follicle or give him an honorary doctorite? JOBI 1417 FUT - Dr. True 1476 FUT - Dr. True 2124 FUT - Dr. True 604 FUE - Dr. True My views are based on my personal experiences, research and objective observations. I am not a doctor. Total - 5621 FU's uncut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Pat - Community Publisher Posted October 20, 2007 Author Administrators Share Posted October 20, 2007 Ok, lots of good possibilities. But putting "Dr" in front of Bill' could result in too many patients showing up at his door step seeking surgery. Since no one is even close to joining the exulted 5,000 plus mark, it can hardly be designated as a "club". I think we should just anoint Bill as forum king, grand pubba or grand wizard. Dr. Feller's suggestion of "Grand High Exulted Mystic Ruler Club Member" got me thinking in terms of "grand" and "exulted". How about some very exulted sounding titles like - "Follicular Grand Wizard"? Never Forget - It's what radiates from within, not from your skin, that really matters! My Hair Loss Blog Sharing is what keeps this community vital. Please join in. To learn how I restored my hair and started this community, click here. Follow our Community on Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member MrJobi Posted October 20, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted October 20, 2007 I like Grand Wizard! JOBI 1417 FUT - Dr. True 1476 FUT - Dr. True 2124 FUT - Dr. True 604 FUE - Dr. True My views are based on my personal experiences, research and objective observations. I am not a doctor. Total - 5621 FU's uncut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill - Seemiller Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 You guys are great! This topic has had me laughing from the first post to the last post. Certainly I would not want the title of "Dr." as it is deceiving. Nor would I want "God" in my title, because as a Christian, I will continue to worship the one God in three distinct persons! I really like Folicular Grand Wizard - it has a nice ring to it! And as other forum members like Mrjb (who is almost at 2000 incredible posts by the way), we can add the word "club" to the title which still flows nicely! Besides, I really need other members up here with me - it's lonely out here in celestial orbit. Funny stuff! Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member MrJobi Posted October 21, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted October 21, 2007 Yes grand wizard! thou strive to be of thy same caliber the the' JOBI 1417 FUT - Dr. True 1476 FUT - Dr. True 2124 FUT - Dr. True 604 FUE - Dr. True My views are based on my personal experiences, research and objective observations. I am not a doctor. Total - 5621 FU's uncut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member NervousNelly Posted October 21, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted October 21, 2007 Perfect! The Grand Wizard. All of us are like Orks, living out the rule of our ultimate hairmaster. NN NN Dr.Cole,1989. ??graftcount Dr. Ron Shapiro. Aug., 2007 Total graft count 2862 Total hairs 5495 1hairs--916 2hairs--1349 3hairs--507 4hairs--90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill - Seemiller Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 Bill the Grand Wizard HairMaster! Now that's funny Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wanthairs Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 So follicular Grand wizard.... Im not thats far behind you with about 250 posts since May 07.....so dont feel too self inportant... Why dont you go to med school and become a HT surgeon???? You definately have the passion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Pat - Community Publisher Posted October 24, 2007 Author Administrators Share Posted October 24, 2007 Ok, by popular demand Bill is now officially a "Follicular Grand Wizard" with over 5,000 posts (notice his new name above his smiling face). So I guess we should all get together while Bill acts as the Follicular Grand Wizard and burns a bad hair piece in effigy. Congratulations Bill. Thanks for your enormous contributions to this community. Pat Never Forget - It's what radiates from within, not from your skin, that really matters! My Hair Loss Blog Sharing is what keeps this community vital. Please join in. To learn how I restored my hair and started this community, click here. Follow our Community on Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member Rahul_39 Posted October 24, 2007 Regular Member Share Posted October 24, 2007 Congrats Bill..U deserve much more than a "Follicular Grand".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member MrJobi Posted October 24, 2007 Senior Member Share Posted October 24, 2007 Bill You realize that when becoming GRAND WIZARD you are required to shave your head to purify yourself. I'll get the clipper ready JOBI 1417 FUT - Dr. True 1476 FUT - Dr. True 2124 FUT - Dr. True 604 FUE - Dr. True My views are based on my personal experiences, research and objective observations. I am not a doctor. Total - 5621 FU's uncut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill - Seemiller Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Thanks guys! I'm honored to be a part of this awesome community! LOL Jobi! I think being a "wizard", I'm entitled now to grow my hair long - and a beard - and dye them both white Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Pat - Community Publisher Posted November 19, 2008 Author Administrators Share Posted November 19, 2008 Hard to imagine, but in only one year Bill has gone from 5,000 to 10,000 plus posts - shattering all old records - which he previously set. No forum member, including me, is even remotely close to this 10,000 post mark. So do we need a new title once again to acknowledge his posting karma? "Follicular Grand Wizard" was chosen when Bill reached 5,000 plus posts. But now what - "Divine Follicular Wizard"? I'm open to suggestions. I want to thank Bill for tirelessly answering peoples concerns on this forum and through the many messages he answers and for the excellent articles he regularly writes for our Q & A Blog and the news section of the Network. Onwards and Upwards, Pat Never Forget - It's what radiates from within, not from your skin, that really matters! My Hair Loss Blog Sharing is what keeps this community vital. Please join in. To learn how I restored my hair and started this community, click here. Follow our Community on Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member PLEASE GROW PLEASE Posted November 19, 2008 Senior Member Share Posted November 19, 2008 No new title but a serious raise should be discussed. Oh wait how about LOSER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill - Seemiller Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Pat, It's honestly hard to believe that I've made over 10,000 contributions to our forum. And in looking at my registration date, I've been a member for over 4 years - boy how time flies! Please Grow Please, Knowing you, I'm sure you are kidding about the loser. But I not only the president of the "I have no life hair club", I am also a client . John, Thanks...I think. I too dab in some poetry every now and then. Perhaps I'll share some of my own in the future, perhaps Best wishes, Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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