I was a careless young lad with a healthy head of hair at one time and a six figure income that I felt secured me with a beautiful young blonde 9 years my junior.
As I got older, my investments began to fruit, and I felt more and more successful in life. Nothing could go wrong. Then one day, my wife and I had an argument. She had noticed my loss of hair and would not tolerate it. "Grow it back or I'm leaving," she demanded. "I will not have this." What could I tell her? I told her I would make sure that it grows back and that I too would not tolerate it.
I spent thousands of dollars on gels and creams and eventually a transplant. I had the transplant done while on a business trip. When I returned, she saw the fake hair and her eyes filled with disgust. "You BASTARD," she shouted. "HOW DARE YOU HAVE ANOTHER PERSONS HAIR IN YOUR HEAD?" "DID YOU THINK I WOULD'NT NOTICE?" She was completely LIVID. She attacked me and ripped out the foreign hair, leaving a bloodied scalp and crying me.
Do any of you have any suggestions as to how I might entice my own hair to return? I am informed that Aleister Crowley has a brand of magik that works for some rock musicians?
Thanks for any thoughts or suggestions.