I am but 5 hours post-op, and already time is starting to warp itelf and minutes are becoming hours. Thus, I need help in freezing myself; you will also have to defrost me 6months from now so being responsible and punctual is a must. I don't want to wake up in the year 2150 where bald is beautiful.

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*A Follicles Dying Wish To Clinics*

1 top-down, 1 portrait, 1 side-shot, 1 hairline....4 photos. No flash.

Follicles have asked for centuries, in ten languages, as many times so as to confuse a mathematician.

Enough is enough! Give me documentation or give me death!

I'll do it.

Im already on my way to bury this other guy there anyway...
do you think you can help me chop him up into lil pieces before I bury you?

oh yeah, do I get medical/dental? Im not responsible or punctual but I love burying people. I have a knack for it. My gram-gram said one day I would be the best burier-of-alive-people, if they ever had a contest...

I have a large freezer in my basement that currently houses cryogenically frozen beer.
You're more than welcome to jump in for a few months if you promise to keep your frozen paws off the said frozen beer.

Very disturbing (funny but disturbing)-- two posts above.

Congrats on your surgery thana. Good luck with post-op healing and you need even more luck with the assistant search!

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Man, two qualified applicants already!

One who has tons of experience and a true penchant for burying people, but isn't responsible or punctual. Another with a very accessible freezer that already is proven to cryogenically freeze beer, which I would have to keep my paws off of but nonetheless is a nice reassurance.

Ty Janna; and I agree that the two applicants' posts above are disturbingly difficult to choose between...

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*A Follicles Dying Wish To Clinics*

1 top-down, 1 portrait, 1 side-shot, 1 hairline....4 photos. No flash.

Follicles have asked for centuries, in ten languages, as many times so as to confuse a mathematician.

Enough is enough! Give me documentation or give me death!

hmmm...on second thought, josh can I hang out with thana in your freezer full of beer for a couple months too?
just HOW much beer is in there?
can I fit my blow-up Jessica Alba doll and all of her costumes in there too?

thanatopsis_awry, Don't rush a thing, brother. The journey is the most fun!!!! I wish I could go through the whole process again, and I'm looking forward to the next one! You are a lucky man too, 3k grafts with a great doctor!!! Just relax and enjoy!

Come to northern england,its freezing all the time

ngtgb,

Of course you too are invited to join thana on his deep freeze sabbatical in my basement.
Unfortunately, there isn't enough room for the alba doll and accessories so they will have to remain on the outer with me for very safe keeping.
However,don't lose heart. I shall be providing thana with a complimentary alba mask to wear for your sub zero amusement, pluetonic or otherwise.

well then that settles everything: no freezer for Alba (doll) no freezer for ME!!!!
You think I trust you with her?
HA!
By the time I got out she would be deflated with rogaine residue all over her and impregnated with a retarded baby, cuz your probably on propecia and your not supposed to be intimate with a girl (doll) while on it.
Fat Chance!
Than, Ill bury you.