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Old 02-22-2008, 11:07 PM
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dA' MilLeNiA' 'A-pOsT AwArD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NG2GB has reACHED 1,000 POSTS STRONG!!!!!!
-(a FaKe aWarD preSenteD BY NG2GB and to NG2GB)--
written and directed
by
NG2GB;
Produced
by
NG2GB;
Starring
NG2GB;
Executive First Producer
NG2GB;
Assistant to Executive First Producer
NG2GB;
Assistant to Assistant to Executive First Producer
NG2GB;
Screen Play by
NG2GB;
Assistant to Screen Play by
NG2GB;
Assistant to Assistant to Screen Play by
NG2GB;
Visual Stimulations
presented by
NG2GB;
Visual Assistant to Stimulations
presented by
Jessica Alba;
VISUAL SEX ON A STICK EFFECTS
by
Alba's luscious Candy-Ass;
Reverse of DHT Blocker Side Effects
by
Luscious Alba doll
Self-Stimulitory Effects of Visual Effects of Alba
applied by
NG2GB;
Assistant to Self-Stimulitory Effects of Visual Effects of Abla
applied by
NG2GB's Left hand
......

(excerpt from acceptance speech)
......."If a PoSt toOk 'A yEaR
.......de'N I woUlD hAvE beEn herE a MiLlEniA"!!!!!!!!
(the CrowD roARSSSS:
--------------------YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!)

(an ADDITIONAL excerpt from acceptance speech)
...."if 10 posts took a DAY
------I would have been here for a CENTURY!!!!"
(crowd: YeaAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!)

( one MORE excerpt from acceptance speech....Shhhhhhhh!!!!!!)
...."if 20 posts took a DAY,
---------I would have been here for 50 YEARS!!!!"
(CROWD: yeahHHaHahahahahahahh!!!!!!!!!!!!_)

..."if ya take the square root of 32.1 x .0679 X pie
AND divide it's ASS by 19.9 to the root of 30, take into account dat balding bastards a$$ divided by 19..9 FUE;
square root dat bit$h by .69 divided by a cash on cash return of .9% over an inflated market value taking into account recession and depreciation X 4 dependents;
an $800 a yr. tax for da LLC and other Corps..."
(sorry we ran out of tape to cover the ENTIRITY of NG2GB's acceptance speach)
you can order the full transcript at 900-555.....
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Old 02-23-2008, 12:01 AM
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Damn that must be some good Wine tonight . You're a funny dude NG2GB. It's Friday night. You should be out playing some verbal ping pong. I had to be good tonight since I'm doing some motorcycle riding in the morning. I'll make up for it tomorrow night though
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Old 02-23-2008, 03:58 AM
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Mmmmm
Crazy balding dude
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Old 02-23-2008, 05:45 AM
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man you were at 900 last night when i was off to bed, wake up this mornin and ur over 1000?? took me 8 months to post 100 times!!! fair play!!
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Old 02-23-2008, 07:11 AM
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Congrats,

Where will you fit all these awards you have won?? Have your special assistant to your executive assistant call me if you need help.

Remember the little people.
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