You look at your cocker spaniel, gaze at his mop, and the first emotion that registers is jealousy, and the first thought that springs to mind is how many cool styling options he has.

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*A Follicles Dying Wish To Clinics*

1 top-down, 1 portrait, 1 side-shot, 1 hairline....4 photos. No flash.

Follicles have asked for centuries, in ten languages, as many times so as to confuse a mathematician.

Enough is enough! Give me documentation or give me death!

what's wrong are you shedding already?
your gonna look like a million $$$'s in a few months.
don't worry, you'll have your woman slaying mop by summer and you'll forget all about us balding broth'R'-en...

Seemingly a combination of shedding, shockloss -- and that my head looks like a klingon's.

Need to buzz my mop or get cryo frozen, whichever can soundly happen first.

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*A Follicles Dying Wish To Clinics*

1 top-down, 1 portrait, 1 side-shot, 1 hairline....4 photos. No flash.

Follicles have asked for centuries, in ten languages, as many times so as to confuse a mathematician.

Enough is enough! Give me documentation or give me death!